Gnomes
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Gnomes
I have come to believe that items that I frequently lose are actually being taken by gnomes.They seem to have a habit of collecting guitar picks,cd's,pens,socks,and even the occasional large item of clothing such as my Auburn Tigers t-shirt-they even make visits to the building behind my house and raid my tools and fishing tackle.They have apparently put some sort of charm on my wife who thinks that I am just disorganized and lose these things.Am I alone?Although I have yet to catch the little buggers red handed I have found several clues(I must not type what I know-they may be watching).Does anyone else have issues with gnomes?
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Re: Gnomes
The only gnome I know is nice, he went on vacation w/me last year.
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True, Gnomes are harmful and insidious but don't forget thier evil masters: the Mimes.
THEY are the true architects of all of humanities woe!
If you see a Mime you need to beat it into oblivion with an olive loaf.
But do it quickly before it traps you in a box!
If a tree falls in the woods and kills a mime, does anyone care?
If a mime talks about you behind your back, do your ears still burn?
Mimes will kill us all and if we don't see it we won't even know it.
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THEY are the true architects of all of humanities woe!
If you see a Mime you need to beat it into oblivion with an olive loaf.
But do it quickly before it traps you in a box!
If a tree falls in the woods and kills a mime, does anyone care?
If a mime talks about you behind your back, do your ears still burn?
Mimes will kill us all and if we don't see it we won't even know it.
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There's a gnome tribe living in the woods behind my house, I swear it.
Let's get something straight though.
Gnomes: Many types, such as Garden, Forest, Barn, House, and Siberian. Only the Siberian, Barn, and House types bother humans, with the Siberian being the worst (stealing stuff, messing on the table legs, etc.) and the House the best (preventing fires, infestation, major falls, etc.).
Gremlins: NOT a form of GNOME! Gremlins are like the mechanics of the fairy world. Back in the day, some idiot took credit for their designs, so they retaliated by being technology nuisances. (Unscrewing things, flawing metal, chewing through wires, etc.)
Clowns, Mimes, and Black Minstrels: Completely human. Not every clown is It, you know. And, let me state again, THERE IS NO ANTI-MIME CAMPAIGN IN BOSNIA!!!
Ahem. Just thought I'd tell you.
Let's get something straight though.
Gnomes: Many types, such as Garden, Forest, Barn, House, and Siberian. Only the Siberian, Barn, and House types bother humans, with the Siberian being the worst (stealing stuff, messing on the table legs, etc.) and the House the best (preventing fires, infestation, major falls, etc.).
Gremlins: NOT a form of GNOME! Gremlins are like the mechanics of the fairy world. Back in the day, some idiot took credit for their designs, so they retaliated by being technology nuisances. (Unscrewing things, flawing metal, chewing through wires, etc.)
Clowns, Mimes, and Black Minstrels: Completely human. Not every clown is It, you know. And, let me state again, THERE IS NO ANTI-MIME CAMPAIGN IN BOSNIA!!!
Ahem. Just thought I'd tell you.