Hang in there duchess. Sickness can't last forever, right? Ummm...wait. Don't answer that.
I felt pretty good all day right up until I got home and my dog gave me a fat lip!
Every day, I get home, she says a huge hello and then waits for me to rough her up. So I do. But, she has this cute little trick that my wife (to be) taught her. She walks a few steps away as if something caught her interest, but is looking out of the corner of her eye at me. SHe stands still, and then....BAM! she turns and jumps at me. I think it's great, and she seems to like doing it to me.
Normally I am aware that it's coming. Today she caught me off guard, and smacked me in the lip with her paw before I could react.
No blood, thankfully, but it's a bit swollen. I'll live.
What's strange though, is that she only plays that game with my wife and I. Nobody else who has tried has been able to get her to do it.
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want
to test a man's character, give him power.
--Abraham Lincoln
Excerpt from Animal Songs Never Written
"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"