Things that are the work of Satan

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 5:23 am

My dog Kiwi got bit by a copperhead. Her head looked like a large canteloupe.

But you see, I have a copperhead snake as a pet. That is, I toss him snacks, and he doesn't kill me. He's about 8 feet long, and he's fat. I shall have to smite him one day. And make him into a stew. (yuk, I'm joking) Nah, I'll make him into a belt, or something like that.

Anyway, stale pie is the work of Satan.

Post by **CovenantJr** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 9:15 am

Turiya Foul wrote:My dog Kiwi got bit by a copperhead. Her head looked like a large canteloupe.

That sentence just made me laugh...

I must apologise

Post by **CovenantJr** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 9:19 am

Piles of dirty washing are the work of satan.

Processed turkey slices with unexpected shards of bone are the work of satan's neighbour's dog

Post by **Skyweir** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 10:26 am

cherry flavoured medicine is the work of satan .. and dont tell me it tastes nice

Post by **CovenantJr** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 1:35 pm

Well, if I can't tell you it tastes nice, you've severely restricted my reply

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 3:15 pm

Blech, the only liquid medicine that tastes even slightly good is pepto bismol

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 1:16 am

That sentence just made me laugh... I must apologise

Oh, how nice.

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Post by **Skyweir** » Sun Jul 20, 2003 4:07 am

LOL Cov jr.

and i agree with your no medicine tastes nice .. but i cant comment on the pepto bismal thing .. cos it just doesnt even sound nice

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Mon Jul 21, 2003 3:08 am

Fatty Biggens got stung by a big yellow hornet today!

I hate bugs!

Poor Fatty Biggens...

For those of you who don't know, Fatty Biggens is a very cute little Australian Sheperd pup. He has a really big nose.

*sigh* Why do the noses of all my dogs get attacked?

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Mon Jul 21, 2003 3:18 am

If I was a bee and I saw a dog named Fatty Biggens, I'd put him out of his misery too.

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Mon Jul 21, 2003 3:23 am

Well, that's why you're the Despiser, and I'm the new Queen of my own tropical planet. So ha!

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Mon Jul 21, 2003 3:26 am

Do you even comprehend the incongruity of a Raver on a tropical planet!? Well, there is that whole Land thing. Eh, never mind.

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Mon Jul 21, 2003 3:31 am

Yeah, I made a Forestal angry and it threw me out of the Land. I just kept going until I hit something. The only bad thing about my planet is that there are Raptors.

Scary. I think I'll be going to an island now, seeing since that I've been chewed on a little.

Post by **Samadhi Foul** » Tue Jul 22, 2003 6:34 pm

Poor dog! Is his nose back to normal? (I'd stop by, but that'd mean getting detected by your satalites, or whatever they're called. Honestly, haven't you people developed probe ships yet? How technologically behind are you people?) Sorry to sound mean, but I have no patients today. Sorry.

Failed genetic modifications are the work of whoever Satan is.

Post by **Infelice** » Tue Jul 22, 2003 10:24 pm

The unprecedented has happened and I posted before I looked at what topic I was posting under.....the old grey matter is reaching critical failure level.

And the fact that I had to edit this post 4 times before I got it right just reinforces the fact.....my brain is turning to mush.

Old Age..is certainly a thing o f the devil.

Post by **Skyweir** » Wed Jul 23, 2003 12:19 am

LOL .. where is a fountain of eternal youth when you need one??

Post by **Infelice** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 11:55 pm

*sigh*....I was living in the paradise that was Windows XP. What a wonderland it was!!!! Please note I said WAS........until that stinking winblast virus worm thingy attacked my beloved Winny XP and now I'm confined to Windows 98 for up to 48 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!

Death to all hackers!!!!!!!!!!

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 11:57 pm

Post by **Nav** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 12:12 am

Foul's av?

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 12:16 am

death to all stinking winblast virus worm thingies

((infelice))

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Things that are the work of Satan