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I thought this quiz very appropriate:

quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=8960&first=yes

I scored:
Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate.
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You scored as Natural Causes.



Your death will be by natural causes, though not by any diseaese, because that is another option on this test. You will probably just silently pass away in the night from old age, and people you love won't realize until the next morning, when you are all purple and cold and icky. So be happy, you won't be murdered.
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Are you sure you flipped the breaker?edit:Apparently Ur-Bane already covered the breaker :lol: .
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Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.


Ah well.
But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.


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Sunbaneglasses wrote:Are you sure you flipped the breaker?edit:Apparently Ur-Bane already covered the breaker :lol: .
Heh. I learned my lesson the hard way. In my early twenties. I had a bum lightswitch in my apartment that would pop (blue flash in the box) every time I used the switch. Rather than kill the breaker, I decided to just change it--after all, working slowly and never touching more than one pole at a time is safe--well, in theory anyway. I accidentally let the screwdriver contact the hot lead while I was unscrewing the neutral, and, well, let's just say that getting thrown 2 feet backwards and having tingly arms for a day was getting off easy compared to what could have happened.

The lesson here? Never let your screwdiver contact the hot lead while unscrewing the neutral if you're working with a live circuit! ;)
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You scored as Suicide.



Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know hwo you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.
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<img src='images.quizfarm.com/1109470643eaten.gif'> You scored as <b>Eaten</b>. Your death will be death by wild animals. You will probably get eaten by a bear or shark something because you don't know the natural safety precautions and are ignorant.

My last words? I would want them to be, 'Catch ya later,' although they would probably be 'Wtf?'
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F' you,your not getting my wallet. :lol:
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:haha: Test revealed Suicide, probably by a bomb...oh well, so much for my planned last words. :D

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"of course the gun is unloaded..."
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Qualis artifex pereo.
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you did turn off the power, right?
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Loric wrote:Qualis artifex pereo.
:LOLS:

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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.

George Bernard Shaw
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
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Avatar wrote:
Loric wrote:Qualis artifex pereo.
:LOLS:

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tee hee
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of course the canyon isn't too long, plus we have rocket power.
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You scored as Disappear.



Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).
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You scored as Disappear.

Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

(His name is Aron Ralston, and he's my hero. :) )
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Apparently I'm going to commit suicide by making myself disappear. Hmm.
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