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Post by The Leper Fairy »

*sits in a corner videotaping for evidence to be used in a trail against you all for emotional distress.*
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Post by Skyweir »

CRIKEY!!! FOOD FIGHT ..

*picks up sticky banana cream pie and rubs into leper fairies face* thinks it will add to her body of evidence collecting superlatively ;)

*sneaks mashed potatoe into everyones slippers which are lined up by the door* <believe me thats a really great trick to play on unsuspecting folk!!! - i have always found it a winner and sure to surprise ;) >

OH CRIKEY .. *ducks creamy projectile*

*eyes Turiya's impressive food fort ;) *
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Turiya Foul wrote: Infelice! Be careful of the dysfunctional angel! :)
Huh??? Wha???? Where???? :?

*looks about bewildered whilst dodging flying food missiles*
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Post by Biff »

Oh... you kids have way too much time on your hands... But, not to be the party pooper... I'll add this:

*with spatula in his right hand, Biff smothers himself with chocolate moose (HEAD TO TOE) and takes a can of whip cream in left (adding another layer to himself). Not yet complete, he then takes a bowl of mixed nuts, lofts them into the air as to scatter the nuts in a showering manor about him… Now acting as a giant living desert monster, Biff runs about the room embracing all the maidens as he seeks to complete his desert suit, by finding a special someone to be the cherry to put on top!*
*Biff* - Doing the Wiggles dance.
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AIEE!!! THERE'S CHARLIE EVERYWHERE! THE JUNGLE'S OVERRUN!!

*prepares a TRIPLE SLOPPY JOE ATOMIC BOMB from under the table*

Launch will commence in 10, 9, 8 . . .

*dives into the fray, spearheading straight for INFELICE*
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Post by Infelice »

Hey....I hear a whistling sound!!! Where's it coming from???

*looks around furtively and spies incoming TRIPLE SLOPPY JOE ATOMIC BOMB*

OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!

Defences are down......radar is on the blink!!!!!

*attempts to establish Elohmic Force Field of Impenetrability but.....*




TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!


*cops a triple sloppy joe atomic bomb fair in the face*

RIGHT FOUL!!!!!!!YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!
:x

*stalks off to devise a dastardly plan for retaliation....considers joining forces with the mastermind of food fights*

Hey Turiya....Lets make a deal!!!!!!!!! :twisted:
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*Looks into a camera, tears rolling down eyes*

I just want to apologize to Josh's mom, and Mike's mom, and my mom. I am so sorry! Because it was my fault. I was the one who brought them here. I was the one that said "keep going south." I was the one who said that we were not lost. It was my fault, because it was my project. I am so scared! I don't know what's out there. We are going to die out here! I am so scared!
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Post by Biff »

Sloppy Joe, slop a sloppy Joe yea!

*Like a dog, Biff, unable to resist the temptress that is the sloppy Joe, begins to lap up the pile of mush left over from the triple sloppy Joe atomic bombs target.*

Hmmm, this aint my mama's sloppy Joe’s! But I like it.

*Biff unsheathes his corn dogs... points them toward the crowd while he hunches over the pile of sloppy Joe now mingled with the remaines of the former Infelice person.*

Back off, this stuff is all mine!
*Biff* - Doing the Wiggles dance.
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Thanks!

*Now that Infelice is busy dealing with Biff, Foul can safely make a break for it . . . And he's going . . . going . . . gone!!!!*
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Post by Biff »

"NOT SO FAST FOUL!"

Biff screams, as he hurles a corn dog missing the fleeing Lord Foul's nose by inches... DOYOYOYING... it sticks in the wall bringing him to a hault!

"I still owe you one for all that liberal jive talk the other day!"
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Post by Worm of Despite »

Jive talk! And comparing Clinton with Pee Wee is a collegiate analogy, eh!? *Rushes back into the lunchroom, unwary of the fact that Infelice is still lurking*
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*is lurking.......concealing her new secret weapon * :twisted:
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Anonymous wrote:*is lurking.......concealing her new secret weapon * :twisted:
DARN IT!!!!!! My lack of cookies has given me away. :x
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Post by Vain »

Afore I continue...whatever drugs you guys are taking, I want some :mrgreen:
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Hey Vain....look up. :)

*large tub of chocolate creamed rice appears over the head of the unsuspecting demondim spawn and slowly tips ......*
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Post by Biff »

*Biff load three fist full of peanuts (salted) into his gattlin gun of a mouth ready to shower the field before him and lay waist to all upon it*

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"Damn it, I am out of peanuts!"
*Biff* - Doing the Wiggles dance.
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Post by Infelice »

*materialises out of thin air directly in front of the unsuspecting Despiser brandishing her secret weapon......the Ectoplasmic Jelly Ray Gun, loaded with a full clip of banana flavoured jelly....Takes careful aim and lets rip*

Here Foul..... eat this!!!!!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! :twisted:

*after spraying Lord Foul from head to toe with banana-flavoured jelly she turns her attention to the new guy with the peanut shooting gun thingy and lets him have it as well*

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Post by CovenantJr »

*flicks a lentil at Infelice*

Mwahaha!
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*Falls to his knees, crying* Oh no!! I'm banana-ed! *Runs in circles like a chicken with his head cut off*
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CovenantJr wrote:*flicks a lentil at Infelice*

Mwahaha!
Lentils Cov Jr????? Is that your best???? 8O :roll:

Here have a cream pie facial. :twisted:

*smushes the young Unbeliever with a creamier than normal cream pie*
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