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while i wouldn't normally recomend it, have you tried using propane. believe me a few gallons of this about your person and those ladies wont be bothering you anymore. it can also be used to make a great signal fire when your in those 'hard to reach' places. :D
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

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I covered myself in the propane but this girl still won't leave me alone. She says my awful odor is a sign that I am a reincarnation of some ancient hero.

What do I do now?
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tazzyjoe wrote:i always thought ochre was a dirty browny grey. but spring probably knows better than me
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ochre is a color USUALLY described as agolden yellow or light yellow brown.

well i describe it as a dirty brownish grey. so there! ;)
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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:P I was taught different.
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Maybe someone should ask SRD in the GI about ochre?
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I reccommend you get a bottle of propane, and apply it to the ochre, and it should come out a burnt umber colour. There is a great deal of lassitude regarding the colour of ochre, if it looks singed you can well get away with the dark shade. Therefore I thorougly recommend propane to the old man, and its application to the robe, it would only add an aura to his already guru-like charisma.
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wasps?
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Have you tried propane, this will clear up the wasp problem in no time, no need even to light it, just a few wisps of propane will deal with the wasps. Of course if its a angry swarm of wasps hell-bent on stinging you, then by all means ignite the propane, this should also solve the wasps problem.
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>cough< tried it, burned down the house. wife very angry, help!
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Have you tried showing propane to the Insurance Agent? He will be impressed by the empty bottle there, and the compensation will surely buy a new house, completely furnished, leaving enough for an expensive diamond to mollify your wife.
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posts have been deleted. no longer can brag about awesome number...
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Try to apply the proper pressure with propane to the post numbers and inflate them to the right awsome amount.
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Hot weather.
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null wrote:posts have been deleted. no longer can brag about awesome number...
Yes, it's lovely, isn't it?
Cheval wrote:Try to apply the proper pressure with propane to the post numbers and inflate them to the right awsome amount.
Unfortunately, you cannot use propane in this instance, because I used propane to purge null's posts, and propane cannot cancel out the effects of propane. That's the pain of propane.
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Dear Mr. Propane,
I have a problem with the neighbor's cats urinating on my flowers.
Any suggestions?
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i have the same problem with neighbor's cat.
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Mr. Propane. Is it true that the use of propane and propane accessories will give you violent, hyper diarrhea with a side order of uncontrollable projectile vomiting?
Inquiring minds want to know.
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Dear Mr Propane:

I am about to move and I still have some propane left in the tank where I live now. Where I'm moving to doesn't use propane, it uses natural gas. What do I do with the leftover propane, Mr. Propane?
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we have lost Mr.Propane. where can we find him?
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