The "Ask Mr. Propane" Game

Post by **Marv** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:02 pm

while i wouldn't normally recomend it, have you tried using propane. believe me a few gallons of this about your person and those ladies wont be bothering you anymore. it can also be used to make a great signal fire when your in those 'hard to reach' places.

Post by **Prom_STar** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:19 pm

I covered myself in the propane but this girl still won't leave me alone. She says my awful odor is a sign that I am a reincarnation of some ancient hero.

What do I do now?

Post by **Spring** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:41 pm

tazzyjoe wrote:i always thought ochre was a dirty browny grey. but spring probably knows better than me

Ochre

Post by **Marv** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:47 pm

ochre is a color USUALLY described as agolden yellow or light yellow brown.

well i describe it as a dirty brownish grey. so there!

Post by **Spring** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:49 pm

I was taught different.

Post by **Prom_STar** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 12:54 am

Maybe someone should ask SRD in the GI about ochre?

Post by **Kerb** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 3:12 am

I reccommend you get a bottle of propane, and apply it to the ochre, and it should come out a burnt umber colour. There is a great deal of lassitude regarding the colour of ochre, if it looks singed you can well get away with the dark shade. Therefore I thorougly recommend propane to the old man, and its application to the robe, it would only add an aura to his already guru-like charisma.

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:59 pm

wasps?

Post by **Kerb** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:23 pm

Have you tried propane, this will clear up the wasp problem in no time, no need even to light it, just a few wisps of propane will deal with the wasps. Of course if its a angry swarm of wasps hell-bent on stinging you, then by all means ignite the propane, this should also solve the wasps problem.

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:05 am

>cough< tried it, burned down the house. wife very angry, help!

Post by **Kerb** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:59 pm

Have you tried showing propane to the Insurance Agent? He will be impressed by the empty bottle there, and the compensation will surely buy a new house, completely furnished, leaving enough for an expensive diamond to mollify your wife.

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:23 pm

posts have been deleted. no longer can brag about awesome number...

Post by **Cheval** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:08 pm

Try to apply the proper pressure with propane to the post numbers and inflate them to the right awsome amount.

Post by **Spring** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:27 am

Hot weather.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:23 pm

null wrote:posts have been deleted. no longer can brag about awesome number...

Yes, it's lovely, isn't it?

Cheval wrote:Try to apply the proper pressure with propane to the post numbers and inflate them to the right awsome amount.

Unfortunately, you cannot use propane in this instance, because I used propane to purge null's posts, and propane cannot cancel out the effects of propane. That's the pain of propane.

Post by **Cheval** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:33 am

Dear Mr. Propane,
I have a problem with the neighbor's cats urinating on my flowers.
Any suggestions?

Post by **sgt.null** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:11 am

i have the same problem with neighbor's cat.

Post by **TIC TAC** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:54 pm

Mr. Propane. Is it true that the use of propane and propane accessories will give you violent, hyper diarrhea with a side order of uncontrollable projectile vomiting?
Inquiring minds want to know.

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:20 pm

Dear Mr Propane:

I am about to move and I still have some propane left in the tank where I live now. Where I'm moving to doesn't use propane, it uses natural gas. What do I do with the leftover propane, Mr. Propane?

Post by **sgt.null** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:43 am

we have lost Mr.Propane. where can we find him?

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The "Ask Mr. Propane" Game