Who Would Win In A Fight?

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In the style of WWE, each make their entries.

Zeus comes in blazing with thunder and lightning!

Odin polymorphs into numerous comic book heroes!

The enter the ring and remove their cloaks.

They are announced, and the bell rung.

Well you know they wrestled hard, just to please the spectators, well knowing that they are deities who in normal circumstances of things would not stoop to such "sports" of ill-reputes, fit for the mortal hoi-polloi.

And well-knowing that if they need disciples and priests and sacrifices, they have to pander to the common and low understanding of Greek and Norse religions.

But looking like its a real fight, but the audience knows its fixed and jabefe and go along with it for the fun. So that they can shout at the baddie and not their boss, headmaster, etc.

This time its Zeus' turn to win.

The gods have a sense of humour!

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Bond, James Bond - shoots Austin in the middle of a "yeah baby!"

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Kerb wrote:jabefe
kayfabe (spelling correction)

Ali - he is the GREATEST!

Lawnmower Man vs. HAL
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Lawnmower Man could just unplug HAL

Bob Klose (original FLoyd guitar) vs Pete Best (1st Beatles drummer)
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The finalists of the Kick Myself contest starts kicking themselves with furious vigour in front of a loud cheering crowd.

Since Pete Best can only think of "What if I stayed with the Beatles" he kicked himself repeatedly and with more verve than Bob Klose.

The winner is Pete Best!

George Best vs Pele
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Pele only needs one name and no backstory...

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Kerb wrote:The finalists of the Kick Myself contest starts kicking themselves with furious vigour in front of a loud cheering crowd.

Since Pete Best can only think of "What if I stayed with the Beatles" he kicked himself repeatedly and with more verve than Bob Klose.

The winner is Pete Best!

George Best vs Pele
Pele, as he is alive... he wins hands down, me thinks. :P

Ambush Bug, he rules. :P


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God, he created SRD who created Creator.

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No idea, who are they?

I'll go with the first one...



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two characters from Pink Floyd songs.
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Marx, Lennon
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The first one...


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Instantly translated to the Earth where the force is weak, the two resorted to a face slapping contest...

Dark Vader, keeping his helmet on, wins!

Steve Jobs vs William Gates
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Miss Piggy she would nagg mr.ed to death


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Bustedviens wrote:Miss Piggy she would nagg mr.ed to death
Please go back on: Steve Jobs vs William Gates
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gates: he has the hotter wife.

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Stalemate. :P

Cartman vs Stan
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Stan wins indirectly, by getting Cartman in a fine old mess.

Oliver Hardy vs Groucho Marx.
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Groucho is a master comedian, he wins hands down.

Jimmy Page vs David Gilmour
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David Gilmour - placed at no 4 in Rolling Stone (Summer 2003) The 100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time, above Jimmy Page at no 10.

Sean Connery vs Pierce Brosnan
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Connery, he is Scottish.

Tom Jones vs Catherine Zeta Jones
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