Who Would Win In A Fight?
Moderator: Damelon
In the style of WWE, each make their entries.
Zeus comes in blazing with thunder and lightning!
Odin polymorphs into numerous comic book heroes!
The enter the ring and remove their cloaks.
They are announced, and the bell rung.
Well you know they wrestled hard, just to please the spectators, well knowing that they are deities who in normal circumstances of things would not stoop to such "sports" of ill-reputes, fit for the mortal hoi-polloi.
And well-knowing that if they need disciples and priests and sacrifices, they have to pander to the common and low understanding of Greek and Norse religions.
But looking like its a real fight, but the audience knows its fixed and jabefe and go along with it for the fun. So that they can shout at the baddie and not their boss, headmaster, etc.
This time its Zeus' turn to win.
The gods have a sense of humour!
James Bond vs Austin Powers
Zeus comes in blazing with thunder and lightning!
Odin polymorphs into numerous comic book heroes!
The enter the ring and remove their cloaks.
They are announced, and the bell rung.
Well you know they wrestled hard, just to please the spectators, well knowing that they are deities who in normal circumstances of things would not stoop to such "sports" of ill-reputes, fit for the mortal hoi-polloi.
And well-knowing that if they need disciples and priests and sacrifices, they have to pander to the common and low understanding of Greek and Norse religions.
But looking like its a real fight, but the audience knows its fixed and jabefe and go along with it for the fun. So that they can shout at the baddie and not their boss, headmaster, etc.
This time its Zeus' turn to win.
The gods have a sense of humour!
James Bond vs Austin Powers
The finalists of the Kick Myself contest starts kicking themselves with furious vigour in front of a loud cheering crowd.
Since Pete Best can only think of "What if I stayed with the Beatles" he kicked himself repeatedly and with more verve than Bob Klose.
The winner is Pete Best!
George Best vs Pele
Since Pete Best can only think of "What if I stayed with the Beatles" he kicked himself repeatedly and with more verve than Bob Klose.
The winner is Pete Best!
George Best vs Pele
Pele, as he is alive... he wins hands down, me thinks.Kerb wrote:The finalists of the Kick Myself contest starts kicking themselves with furious vigour in front of a loud cheering crowd.
Since Pete Best can only think of "What if I stayed with the Beatles" he kicked himself repeatedly and with more verve than Bob Klose.
The winner is Pete Best!
George Best vs Pele

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