Super-Powers

Post by **balon!** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:02 pm

So, I'm doing a project in my school, and wanted to brainstorm some random and/or useless superpowers.

--Jellokenesis. The power to create and mold jell-o at will with you mind *bum bum BUMMMMMMM!*

Anyone else?

Post by **Revenant** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:10 pm

--Kenekenesis: super-ability to move things to where they would have moved anyway without interference. Difficult to acquire, and goes unnoticed once mastered.

Post by **CovenantJr** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 12:13 am

Revenant wrote:--Kenekenesis: super-ability to move things to where they would have moved anyway without interference. Difficult to acquire, and goes unnoticed once mastered.

Genius!

Good topic, Balon

--Telapathy: Ability to remain psychically inactive while simultaneously lowering one's own self-respect.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:55 am

The Stutter Effect: The ability to move backward in time .00000000001 of a second once every 4 hours. "Enough time to correct a mistake?" "Er. No not really."

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 3:39 am

Hind-sight Vision
The ability to accuratly see what has already come to past,
with great detail.

Side-effect: constantly pointing out the obvious things to other people.

Post by **Sunbaneglasses** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:14 am

Sphincterkenesis:The ability to telekeneticly make an opponent lose control of their bowels.You would be amazed at the advantage you gain by making evildoers poo themselves,it completely throws them off balance!

Post by **Avatar** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:17 am

But that would be a useful power SBG.

--A

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:40 am

cheval wrote:Hind-sight Vision
The ability to accuratly see what has already come to past,
with great detail.

Side-effect: constantly pointing out the obvious things to other people.

I am experiencing that power side effect right now, heh.....

random and/or useless

Post by **Avatar** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:42 am

OK, random I could accept.

--A

Post by **Sunbaneglasses** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:02 am

Like randomly making people soil their pants?Come on admit it,if you had that power you would have used it more than a few times in your life.

Post by **Avatar** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:03 am

--A

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:05 am

having that power over your PARENTS?

GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW, YOUNG MAN!

NO! YOU GO....IN YOUR PANTS!

Post by **Sunbaneglasses** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:08 am

Partial invisibility:The ability to make any 3/4 of your body invisible.

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:59 am

you can use a bad guy I created.

Rollershark: a guy on roller skates who had a shark jaw headgear made up.

Post by **Digital Thought** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:36 am

Forest Hearing: The ability to hear/see a bear tree fall poo in the woods.

Post by **Nav** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 12:23 pm

Does anyone remember the Rotten Trolls? The super power in that show was called Jim Jam Ya-Ha, I can't remember what it was supposed to do, but if a non-expert tried to use it, it did something completely random like partially dislodging the filling from a corned beef sandwich, or making a man in croydon fall of his bicycle.

Post by **I'm Murrin** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 12:27 pm

Heh, I remember that, Nav.
(A quick google search gives me this)

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:02 pm

I wish I had the same power as Dirk Diggler. Wait, mebbe I do!!

Post by **Queeaqueg** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:57 pm

The Ultimate Power! - To destory anything. as you can see, it is the most original super power ever which no one has thought about.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 3:13 pm

I wish I had the power to change other people's avatars.

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