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The disturbed guy, he seems crazy, and crazy beats everything.

Screech or Erkel?
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Balon wrote:The disturbed guy, he seems crazy, and crazy beats everything.

Screech or Erkel?
Erkel
Check out the dudes muscles on the last few seasons.
It was pretty creepy the way he kept doing Erkel.


Patrick from SpongeBob or Chumley from Tennesee Tuxedo?
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Patrick Star, all the way. duhhh...........................

Michael Keaton vs. Christian Bale
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Michael Keaton's still got all those clones from Multiplicity, so he wins in a landslide.

Val Kilmer vs. George "The Unibrow" Clooney
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Michael Keaton's still got all those clones from Multiplicity, so he wins in a landslide.

Val Kilmer vs. George "The Unibrow" Clooney
Dude, Val Kilmer, He's Mad Martagan!

Barney V.S. Lambchop
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Gotta believe Barney's a herbivore. Decision goes to Lambchop.

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Josie ! ('cause I know who she is!! ;) )


Noreaster vs. Hurricaine!!
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Creator wrote: Noreaster vs. Hurricaine!!
Definately a hurricane (Pansies can't handle 2 feet of snow, eh?)

:evil: vs. :twisted: ?
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:twisted: because it's a biter.

An OCD monkey with a plunger or an ADHD mongoose with a typewriter?

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The mongoose because
typewriters hurt more when they smack you upside your head.

Army versus Navy
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cheval wrote:The mongoose because
typewriters hurt more when they smack you upside your head.

Army versus Navy
If you are talking football I suppose I have to go with Navy but home field advantage is key.
If you talking military well then we're also talking home field advantage though the Navy sports a mobile air force that rivals the USAF. If the battle was held in the middle of a nearly unreachable desert then I give the nod to the Army however if said battle took place on the coast somewhere then I believe the Navy has the upper hand due to its superior air power. Of course is the battle was staged at sea well then.....


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Mr. Clean will pop the bubble!!


Dracula vs. Lestat!
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Dracula on experience points.

Merv Griffin or Mike Douglas
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aTOMiC wrote:Dracula on experience points.

Merv Griffin or Mike Douglas
Niether, they'd both lose, because they're both losers. :P

dANdeLION and Portdan?
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dANdeLION and Portdan? This conflict would also be difficult to call but dANdeLION seems to have won this particular internal struggle.


General George Armstrong Custer or Sam Huston
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Sam - General Customer couldn't even handle a little Indian problem!!

Superman vs. Onslaught
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Superman. I don't think they will have a feature film based on Onslaught.


Telegraph versus the Cotton Gin
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Telegraph versus the Cotton Gin

Stalemate.

Apples versus oranges
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Apples are responsible for the expulsion on man from paradise. Nuff said.

Tinker Toys versus Lincoln Logs
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Tinker Toys burns logs down!

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Tinker Toys vs. Legos
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