Fortunately for you, I have decided not to take your questions about my failure to do homework as a personal attack upon my character because that would make me very angry. And you DO NOT want to see me angry.
Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duck may be somebody's mother.
In my right hip pocket is my homework assignment. Unfortunately I was nearly crushed to death in a tragic donut related accident so my jeans are swimming around at the bottom of a giant vat of strawberry cream filling.
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
K-9 unit stormed my house and took my homework away as "evidence".
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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Lightning struck me in the left butt cheek sending me flying through a brick wall which in turn crumbled and fell upon me sending me through the ground into an previously unknown, underground cavern in which I found a ancient buried treasure which I turned over to the police who promptly arrested me for being stupid and not keeping the treasure for myself which made me late getting home which caused me to forget to do my homework.
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
Presumably, I'd give you a pat answer to the question of why I didn't turn in my homework, but it seems I left my pat answers on the kitchen counter, right next to my homework.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
Quasi-material entities appeared from the ether of the netherworlds and stole my homework, knowing that it contained secrets that are too dangerous for mortal minds to withstand.