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My nomination for one of the worst albums of all time:
www.geocities.com/TheTropics/9325/patmetal.html

I had (blessedly) forgotten about it, until a few nights ago when a couple of people asked me the names of Pat Boone songs. :lol: I have had the misfortune to hear some of the tracks, and they were...not good. :wink:

Note: this is not an attack on Pat Boone. I just did not enjoy this particular album by him. :wink:

Does anyone else have something they just hope that they never hear again?
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Anything by Leo Sayer, Night Ranger, Loverboy or Nick Gilder. Sounds like a soundtrack from hell: if you played Sister Christian, Working for the Weekend and Hot Child in the City back to back I think I'd curl up in the fetal position, puke and die... :P
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i hope, so profoundly, never to hear Steve Perry or Geddy Lee sing again that i'd PAY someone to sever both their vocal cords!!! :crazy:
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Lucimay wrote:i hope, so profoundly, never to hear Steve Perry or Geddy Lee sing again that i'd PAY someone to sever both their vocal cords!!! :crazy:
I would rather hear Geddy Lee sing than look at him.
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or anything by the worst band in the history of music. any genre, any time period. the music in hell's waiting room.
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Any of that touchy-feely crap from the '70s. "I Wanna Make It With You" being a perfect example.
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my vote goes for any solo album Phil Collins put out after departing Genesis. All utter crap.
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Usivius wrote:my vote goes for any solo album Phil Collins put out after departing Genesis. All utter crap.
8O That was his best!

I hope to never hear Kylie Minogue again - her voice is terrible.
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Almost anything said in this thread; Loremaster's defense of Mr. Collins notwithstanding.
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Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

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GNR's cover of Nazareth's Hair of the Dog.

One of the worst covers ever.
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until you hear Faith Hill's version of ANother Piece of My Heart. or Avril Lavigne's American Idiot.
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Baby I Love Your Way/Freebird Medely by Will To Power. If you have never seen/heard this on VH1, then thank your lucky stars. Unfortunately, I was not so lucky. Trust me, it's the worst cover...ever!
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Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
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dANdeLION wrote:Baby I Love Your Way/Freebird Medely by Will To Power. If you have never seen/heard this on VH1, then thank your lucky stars. Unfortunately, I was not so lucky. Trust me, it's the worst cover...ever!
Thank you so much reminding me of that dreck.
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There are too many horrible songs out there to list ---
"Tell me whyyy-eee, ain't nuthin' but a heartache" pops into mind immediately.

The Night Chicago Died.

Billy Don't Be A Hero.

"Wimoweh a Wimoweh a Wimoweh a Wimoweh."

Shannon.

Run Joey Run.

"Rocky I never had to die before".

My Woman, My Woman, My Wife.

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Spandau Ballet - "True"
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I Can't Drive 55
the Eagles
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beyond SP and GL...the things i hope never to hear again i refuse to mention (besides some of you beat me to some of them already :lol: ) in case SOMEbody here LOVES them.

i'd rather just be silent than diss on somebody else's joy. :biggrin:
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to one of them?
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i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio


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even if that joy is wrong and you want to bring them to the light?

do not listen to Boston! try Dumptruck or Uncle Tupelo instead.
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you know Sarge, if somebody don't want what you've got you cain't give it to 'em. :lol:
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies


i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio


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Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
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i'm Catholic, we can bring it to them. :)
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