Things that are the work of Satan

Post by **danlo** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 4:19 am

Have u ever met, or seen, some1 4 the 1st time and absolutely knew in ur gut u couldn't stand them, would never be able to stand them and wouldn't want to even try to stand them, not matter what they did to try to change that impression? Ever? Well I saw one of those people last night.

His name is Hayden Christensen.

Along with this guy George Lucas went out of his way to totally destroy all the good work he has done so far in the Star Wars saga. Nobody could act! Even Yoda sounded contrived! McGregor was the only ray of hope and if Jar-Jar Binks comes in 2nd 4 acting talent something is seriously wrong.

Everything was wrong, everything was truly fake. I had been warned about this movie-but I thought as a Sci-Fi afficiando it was my "duty" to eventually try it out. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've seen dog-crap more appetizing!!!

Post by **Skyweir** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 4:42 am

whoa is no. 3 out there already???

ooooh .. now i am worried

loved all the star wars episodes .. and hated the guy who played the young Vader .. he was totally wooden .. and disappointing .. but the rest of the pic pulled him thru .. he also couldnt act imho ..'

i gotta see it anyway .. i owe it to my gold collection

Post by **Furls Fire** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 4:55 am

TTT comes out TUESDAY...and seeing as I didn't see it in the theaters... I can't WAIT to get it...I've had it pre ordered since May. I have both the theatrical and extended versions of TFOTR. And have the extended of TTT on pre order

Hopefully, I'll get to see ROTK in the theater.

And Star Wars...sigh...I like the first three better then the two new ones. The dialog in the new ones is terrible. Lucas needs someone to write dialog for him.

Post by **duchess of malfi** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 6:38 am

It's funny, I made a post at one of my two Tolkien forums just last night about how horrible the acting of Christianson and Portman were in Star War Episode 2...terrible, just terrible...Portman is gorgeous, but she is so wooden in both of the Star Wars movies she appeared in...and all Christianson does is sneer...it's a shame that two key roles were cast with people who just can't carry them...
McGregor was pretty good, though...I've yet to see him do a poor acting job in any movie I've seen him in.

Post by **danlo** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 8:15 am

(it's not #3 I just rented the video of #2--I know no 1 reads the little "post subject" thingy anymore, but mine says: Attack of the Clones, truly the work of Satan--so yes we both can't stand the same actor...)

Post by **Infelice** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 2:44 pm

Dare I say that some of Fouls internet links are the work of the Devil.

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 3:00 pm

Ooohhhh so that's where that post subject thingy is!

Post by **Ryzel** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 12:16 pm

Things that are the work of the devil:
News broadcasts
Tabloid newspapers

Post by **Tulizar** » Fri Aug 29, 2003 11:47 am

A satanic concoction--low fat Snickers bar.

Post by **danlo** » Fri Aug 29, 2003 12:33 pm

sounds like an oxymoron! Like Jumbo-Shrimp or Military Intellegence

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Fri Aug 29, 2003 12:59 pm

Bad haircuts... haven't had one in awhile... but still. They are terrible

Post by **Tulizar** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 7:28 am

Danlo--does that mean oxymorons are the work of Satan too?

Post by **danlo** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 9:03 am

not as classy as demondim-spawn, but...yes!

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 12:22 pm

a small mysterious cut on one's tongue...

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 11:28 am

The fact that there are no lawn chairs in the shopping mall isles. Only in the shoe department will you find chairs. But the thing is, I'd already bought shoes. (Big clunky ones too! And, *drools at the sight of 'em* new steel toed boots!) And, why is it that the stores put up Halloween decorations when it isn't even October yet? And what kind of witch would wear a PINK hat with tassles on it????? *accidently pictures Snape with the pink hat, and falls over out of her chair laughing* And and and! Why are all the mood rings size nine, when I'm a ring size six? And why doesn't the Arts&Crafts department have maroon coloured beads? And why don't they have velvety yarn any more? And why are all the house robes so short? And why is all the cheap, gaudy jewelry (that's the kind I like) so dreadfully ugly?

*pants* Ok, I'll stop now.

(By the way, I think all that is the work of Satan.)

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 11:30 am

A new digital camera that gives everything a grainy texture!!!!!!!!

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 4:56 pm

Colds... I hate the runny, sniffling nose, the pounding headaches, the sore throat... Bleurgh...

The common cold... The worst of them all.

Post by **Vain** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 11:04 pm

Cold, damp, wet weather is the work of the devil !!

Post by **Tulizar** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 5:42 am

Summers that feel like Autmns, and Autumns that feel like Winters.

Post by **Zahir** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 6:26 am

Car alarms
Migraines
The last US presidential election
The cancellation of both Farscape and Firefly (and this after Crusade was cancelled as well!!!!

)
Gilbert Gottfried
Mariachi Music (sorry--I probably wouldn't feel that way if certain of my neighbors didn't feel that listening to same at high volume was the way to greet the predawn hours...l

)
Charley horses
Root canals
My never having won the lottery (that's the real reason, I'm certain!

)
Religious fundamentalists of all stripes
My brother's father in law (trust me)
Celine Dion
Cockroaches
Associate Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas
Curling (the stupidest sport in history--and proof just how cold Scotland must be for enough folks to get so drunk they thought sweeping ice for a rock would make a nifty game)
Reality shows
Pat "My Side Lost WWII" Buchanan

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

Things that are the work of Satan

Attack of the Clones-truly the work of Satan!!!!!!!!

Works of the Devil!