Things that are the work of Satan

Post by **Furls Fire** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:29 am

*Laffs and laffs at Zahir!!*

Post by **Infelice** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 11:47 pm

Moving house.

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 5:17 am

Ah, I think I know how you feel Infelice... We are redoing our kitchen... Tore it all up down to the rafters, but new windows in and such... besides the fact that it's onl half insulated at the moment and it looks very very very bad is nothing compared to the fact that WE WON'T HAVE AN OVEN UNTIL IT'S DONE!!!

I love cooking cakeds and muffins and all that... but no oven! What am I to do?!?! Thank God for the microwave. The stove works... but you have to climb on top of the counters and sit there to get to it.

Post by **Infelice** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 1:27 pm

The Leper Fairy wrote:Ah, I think I know how you feel Infelice... We are redoing our kitchen... Tore it all up down to the rafters, but new windows in and such... besides the fact that it's onl half insulated at the moment and it looks very very very bad is nothing compared to the fact that WE WON'T HAVE AN OVEN UNTIL IT'S DONE!!! I love cooking cakeds and muffins and all that... but no oven! What am I to do?!?! Thank God for the microwave. The stove works... but you have to climb on top of the counters and sit there to get to it.

I have no oven either Leper Fairy after ripping the oven door off its hinges while slipping on the tiles in the kitchen. (its a long and drawn-out story and very painful as well)

A replacement has been purchased but cant be installed until cabinet-makers can come and alter the recess where the old oven is/was.....unfortunately SE QLD is experiancing the mother-of-all real estate and housing booms and trades people are extremely busy. It will take two weeks for a carpenter to come and make the adjustments!!!!!!! We'll have the new oven and cooktop installed just in time to sell our house.

:(:(

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 11:31 am

AHHHH!!! I thought the lack of an oven was bad...

BUT THERE'S WORSE!
*gasp* *say it ain't so!*

Oh but there is... Today is a terrible terrible day!

They are tiling the floor around the fridge!

THE FRIDGE!!! Oh the humanity!

It may be another day before I can get to it... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Post by **CovenantJr** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 4:53 am

I know what you mean...more or less. In the sense that our fridge is always devoid of food, so it might as well not exist. All it ever contains is the dregs of a bottle of milk, half a tub of butter and some old cheese

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 11:43 am

Well, at least the stuff in your fridges doesn't move around at night. Really, the onions have taken over.

Post by **Kinslaughterer** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 3:38 pm

hangnails,
I liked Firefly and Veritas: The Quest, but they get cancelled for some stupid freakin reality TV show?
The recording industry sueing downloaders...
the Bucs...

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 3:50 pm

Infelice wrote:I have no oven either Leper Fairy after ripping the oven door off its hinges while slipping on the tiles in the kitchen. (its a long and drawn-out story and very painful as well)

The Leper Fairy wrote:Oh the humanity!

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 6:24 am

Barney
An itch you cannot scratch without assistance
Thin paper plates
Sweet N’ Low / Diet soda
Computers (Did I say that?)
Power Rangers
I’m thinking about this too much.

"Nuff said.

Post by **birdandbear** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 12:08 pm

Clearfrontier I love your avatar! For some reason it makes me think of a book called Cryptonomicon....I can't figure out why. But everything seems to remind me of a book. Go figure.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 11:01 pm

Thanks very much Bird. That is actually a crop of a self-portrait I drew for an album cover. I must confess I’m not familiar with Cryptonomicon though that is an intriguing title.

Post by **duchess of malfi** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 4:56 pm

sinus headaches come from hell, no question

Post by **Skyweir** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 7:58 pm

LOL and migraines too!!

and people who have got nothing better to do than make wars and cause trouble

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 5:27 am

I heard there's not gonna be a Pro US Women's soccer team this year... They can't get the funding

Hopefully that's just a rumor... it has to be... right?

Post by **CovenantJr** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 11:18 pm

Dogs that poo on the kitchen floor during the night are the work of satan

Post by **Infelice** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 11:32 pm

Breaking your prized crystal vase by dropping it on your little toe and in the process breaking said little toe while in the midst of a house move.......satan's handiwork!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 8:14 am

LOL .. how is that damaged toe?

Post by **Infelice** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 5:26 am

Its a little sore, the throbbing has lessen and its now beginning to itch......that can only be a good thing however infuriating.

Thanks for your concern Sky

Post by **Landwaster** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 3:33 pm

Straps on bags that have just one half twist in them when they could make them flat.

Television advertisements.

Real Estate Agency fliers.

Water pressure that reduces over a period of 30 seconds after its originally turned on.

Ants. Flies.

Fame-driven eyebrow hairs.

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Things that are the work of Satan