The Silliest Conspiracies You've Heard.

[danlo]

Onassis killed Kennedy. A criminal who intially made his fortune by intercepting secret political and economic information, as an overseas telephone operator in Brazil, by illegal investment and blackmail. Was in cahoots with Hoover and Hoffa, but didn't wear dresses or like football. Basically had the serious hots for Jackie and was probably involved in Marilyn Monroe's demise, as well.

Not that the Kennedys were all that innocent either-making their fortune on running prohibition booze and selling scrap metal to the Japanese, from which they built their WWII armada and the Zeros that bombed Pearl Harbor, only to result in John walking barefoot across a razor sharp coral atoll for help as stated in Profiles in Courage.

The Bay of Pigs was a failure, because of cover issues. The result was anger at JFK mainly and George Bush even wanted JFK to “muster the courage” to try a second invasion of Cuba. By 1963, a plot for his death began. High level Illuminati ordered his death at 1963 including the Onassis, Rockefellers, and Rothschilds (All 3 are high level Illuminati families), and even the Jesuit General.

[Kinslaughterer]

The Onassis story is from an article in Playboy I believe, from the 70's in a story called the Gemstone File iirc. Good one to say the least.

[Zahir]

Harry Potter is written by committee and there is no such person as J.K.Rowling (the person being interviewed all over the place is an actress).

Yeesh.

[Warmark]

I think ill add the ''hacked satalittes'' to thsi thread.

Blink.

[Marv]

When a president takes control of the U.S he is ushered into a secret room behined the oval office.....Sitting around a table are the 10 most powerful industrial leaders in the free world.

"Mr. President...sit down!"....A small video screen descends from the cieling.
"roll the film"

The film rolls and it's....the Kennedy assisination.....from a view nobody has ever seen before....it looks suspiciciously like....the grassy knoll!

The man who first spoke walks up to the president and blows smoke in his face...."any questions?".....

[Chassit]

The Jews were responsible for 9/11 and the US, UK and or Israel was responsible for he 7/7 bombings.

We have the same sig! I see a conspiracy here!!

I once met this very nice lady from New Jersey and ended up typing a manuscript for her. In it, she detailed the galactic war that is going on between the Reptilians and the Pleiadians. (The Greys are actually robots, with no souls.) Then there are the creatures "E.T." was based on. I can't remember what they're called, but they eat babies. Other aliens do experiments in breeding with Earth people and create hybrids. There are places underground in the United States and throughout the world where such experiments are done.

We are actually hybrids ourselves, being made up of lots of different races from different planets. Some of the aliens who used to eat us don't want to anymore because the U.S. government caught onto their plan and started poisoning our food with pesticides and such, making us inedible. Meanwhile, aliens from all sorts of places are parked around the Earth, watching us, including some from Venus (yes, but they live in a different dimension on Venus... aaahh!). If you have an addiction, it is almost always an alien implant, and you must get it removed before you can recover.

If you're ever abducted by an alien, it is only because at some point, in some other life maybe, you gave them permission to do so.

She's dead serious.

But hey, I don't question; I just type.

[ur-monkey]

How about the Politically Motivated Proliferation Of Conspiracy Theories Conspiracy Theory?

Sometimes I've wondered if all these conspiracy theories are a smokescreen by the master criminal underworld responsible for the 2 or 3 BIGGEST conspiracies (ie. the very few ones that are actually true - statistically, at least one of them must be true! ) as ain ingenious was of discrediting the whole genre.

A sort of boy-who-cried-conspiracy-theory scenario, if you like...