I was going to post pictures of me drinking a "manlier" drink, except I hate the taste of them, and this is a family board or some other such crap. Whatever, you're still reading this thread, so you're here for the pictures, not to protect your children. Come down the dark path with me:

Man, sure is boring in the Arch of Time. Wish I could materialize an alcoholic beverage...

Wow! Watermelon flavor, too! My life has purpose!

So good that it makes my American eyes all big and round!
Epilogue: in the end the Smirnoff Ice was very tasty, its taste changing a bit as it slowly became room temperature. There are some great flavors, such as grape, green apple, watermelon, etc. Not a big fan of the mandarin orange flavor, though.
Next time, Foul will drink two bottles of wine - Live!!