1. The Desperate Need For Liquor.
2. A Meeting with The Office of Child Support Enforcement.
3. Uhm... There's A Bridge Over There...
4. So, Are You the Comic Relief?
5. A Noticeable Lack of Life-Jackets.
6. The Desperate Need For Liquor.
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
TIW-Someone get the rapist a jacket and a sandwich!
TPTP-Laughter really is the best medicine!
TWL-The author gives the reader back something broken.
TOT-The Love Boat
WGW-Dammit, she's still alive!
ROTE-Time travel? What is this, Star Trek?!?
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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I. Greaaat...Our Hero is a Rapist
II. Cool. Elektra Lives!
III. Wow. Temporary Victory.
I. When I said My Ex-Wife Was Crazy, You Thought I was Just Bitter.
II. Someone Bring me an umbrella, some sunscreen, and some bugspray.
III. Saw It Coming, Cried Anyway.
Requiem for a Lepers Dream (Requiem for a Dream)
Fear and Loathing in the Land (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)
Despisenator II Laughing Day (Terminator II Judgement Day)
Tommorow Never Comes (Tomrrow Never Dies)
The Little Sandgorgon (The Little Mermaid)
Monty Python and the Despiser (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
Doctor Who (and well Doctor Who)
These are the pale deaths
which men miscall their lives:
for all the scents of green things growing,
each breath is but an exhalation of the grave.
Boddies jerk like puppet corpses,
and hell walks laughing---
A Gunslinger wrote:I. Greaaat...Our Hero is a Rapist
II. Cool. Elektra Lives!
III. Wow. Temporary Victory.
I. When I said My Ex-Wife Was Crazy, You Thought I was Just Bitter.
II. Someone Bring me an umbrella, some sunscreen, and some bugspray.
III. Saw It Coming, Cried Anyway.
High Lord Tolkien wrote:Bullets of Joy (I couldn't resist)
You owe me a new keyboard HLT!
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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