Speaking of which (and this must have been mentioned already), how awesome would it be if Findail spent the entire movie crooning "You're so vain" to Vain?
They should play that Johnny Cougar song from the Chevrolet commercials ("this is our country") during the whole movie. I'm pretty sure that would induce mass suicides at the theaters. I want to jump off a bridge just thinking about it.
Ebony & Ivory when Vain and Findail become the Staff.
Whenever the Bloodguard go into battle, they're dressed like '50s gang members and dance like in West Side Story.
Whenever Lord Trevor does something right he says, "Excellent!" and plays air guitar.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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