Cheesy Leper Pick-up Lines

Post by **Phantasm** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:13 pm

I'd offer you a lift home, but my car was written off when I left my foot on the accelerator

Post by **drew** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:44 pm

How'd you like a nice spa treatment? I could give you a face peel!

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:51 pm

Wanna suppurate?

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:55 pm

Xerox this butt - I'll pick it up later.

DW

Post by **sgt.null** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 7:07 am

you up for a part?

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:45 pm

Zip-lock my heart - cause I want to stay fresh with you.

Post by **drew** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:16 am

If we keep dating..I'll give you a ring .

Ring finger that is

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:12 pm

i left my heart in San Francisco

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:25 pm

Honey, I've been VSE'ing you all night from across the room. Why don't we go scab up somewhere together?

DW

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:17 pm

don't keep my hanging on a heart(beat)

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:56 pm

I want to love you to pieces!

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:57 pm

i die a little each time we part.

Post by **Phantasm** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:32 am

Is that a sparkle in your eye, or part of you fingernail?

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:52 pm

Could I have your autograft?

DW

Post by **wayfriend** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:20 pm

You make me wish I could feel things that I've never felt before.

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:03 pm

i feel nothing, i am dead inside without you.

Post by **Phantasm** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:53 am

Your ass looks lovely, do you want me to pick it up off the floor for you?

Post by **sgt.null** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:52 am

i've got my eye on you

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:33 pm

Your face or mine?

Post by **sgt.null** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:44 am

i'd give my eyeteeth to date you

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