Coffee tips and tricks
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Coffee tips and tricks
My wife ordered the Pumpkin Spice latte at Starbucks. It was wonderful, as usual. But then she looked up the calories. 270 for a small! This is coffee, not a meal!
So I started thinking about how to make this at home with fewer calories. Sometimes, I just have a knack for flavors. I drink a lot of green tea, green chai tea, black chai tea, etc. In a flash of inspiration, I grabbed one of my tea bags and dunked it in her coffee. A few minutes later, a little half&half, and some Splenda, I had her wowed. The cinnamin and cloves of the chai tea mixed with the coffee tasted (to her) a lot like the Pumpkin Spice drink. I've never had the Starbucks version, so I can't vouch for the similarity. But it was quite tasty. And it gave me a way to use up my Salada brand green tea chai bags (I thought that brand had too much spice, so I switched to another). I prefer it with vanilla soy milk, but I'm just weird that way. I like the subtle vanilla flavor it imparts. Do NOT try this with flavored creamer--yuck. Though you can find a pumpkin spice creamer at the grocery, that stuff tastes so artificial.
Any way, what tips or tricks do you all have for coffee?
So I started thinking about how to make this at home with fewer calories. Sometimes, I just have a knack for flavors. I drink a lot of green tea, green chai tea, black chai tea, etc. In a flash of inspiration, I grabbed one of my tea bags and dunked it in her coffee. A few minutes later, a little half&half, and some Splenda, I had her wowed. The cinnamin and cloves of the chai tea mixed with the coffee tasted (to her) a lot like the Pumpkin Spice drink. I've never had the Starbucks version, so I can't vouch for the similarity. But it was quite tasty. And it gave me a way to use up my Salada brand green tea chai bags (I thought that brand had too much spice, so I switched to another). I prefer it with vanilla soy milk, but I'm just weird that way. I like the subtle vanilla flavor it imparts. Do NOT try this with flavored creamer--yuck. Though you can find a pumpkin spice creamer at the grocery, that stuff tastes so artificial.
Any way, what tips or tricks do you all have for coffee?
Re: Coffee tips and tricks
sheesh. you belong here in california, chai-boy!!Malik23 wrote:My wife ordered the Pumpkin Spice latte at Starbucks. It was wonderful, as usual. But then she looked up the calories. 270 for a small! This is coffee, not a meal!
So I started thinking about how to make this at home with fewer calories. Sometimes, I just have a knack for flavors. I drink a lot of green tea, green chai tea, black chai tea, etc. In a flash of inspiration, I grabbed one of my tea bags and dunked it in her coffee. A few minutes later, a little half&half, and some Splenda, I had her wowed. The cinnamin and cloves of the chai tea mixed with the coffee tasted (to her) a lot like the Pumpkin Spice drink. I've never had the Starbucks version, so I can't vouch for the similarity. But it was quite tasty. And it gave me a way to use up my Salada brand green tea chai bags (I thought that brand had too much spice, so I switched to another). I prefer it with vanilla soy milk, but I'm just weird that way. I like the subtle vanilla flavor it imparts. Do NOT try this with flavored creamer--yuck. Though you can find a pumpkin spice creamer at the grocery, that stuff tastes so artificial.
Any way, what tips or tricks do you all have for coffee?

i do a thing with coffee that i have found few people do.
i sweeten with local honey.
i like the taste of coffee with honey in it.
and guess what, i haven't had to take an allergy pill in 2.5 goin on 3 years now!!! the daily dose of local honey has relieved me of all seasonal allergy symptoms!!! believe me, this is an AWESOME developement in my life as i was plagued all my life with horrendous allergies (specially in kentucky - ragweed and goldenrod hayfever)
anyway...if you don't care about the affects of honey...just try it for the flavor. its yummae.
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have you ever tried explaining yourself
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i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
Thpppppft!
Coffee is a tool, sort of like the paddles that ER doctors use to jump-start someone. If you're adding stuff to it, it ceases being coffee, because everything y'all are talking about adding reduces or masks the flavor of the coffee (sort of like putting ketchup on a hot dog).
What I like to do is buy whatever's on sale (usually Maxwell House Master Blend, it just sounds so hoity-toity). Then, when I brew it, I use twice the recommended amount, and use 3 or 4 filters, so the water absorbs as much of the coffee as possible. Do this right, and not only will a spoon stand upright in the evil brew, but you'll feel your heart stumble after the first sip.
Under no circumstances is it acceptable to add milk, creme, or sugar.
I take my coffee like Isaac Hayes; big, black, hot, and strong.
Coffee is a tool, sort of like the paddles that ER doctors use to jump-start someone. If you're adding stuff to it, it ceases being coffee, because everything y'all are talking about adding reduces or masks the flavor of the coffee (sort of like putting ketchup on a hot dog).
What I like to do is buy whatever's on sale (usually Maxwell House Master Blend, it just sounds so hoity-toity). Then, when I brew it, I use twice the recommended amount, and use 3 or 4 filters, so the water absorbs as much of the coffee as possible. Do this right, and not only will a spoon stand upright in the evil brew, but you'll feel your heart stumble after the first sip.
Under no circumstances is it acceptable to add milk, creme, or sugar.
I take my coffee like Isaac Hayes; big, black, hot, and strong.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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i can coffee drink you under the table dude.
triple shot vente baby. and THEN i'll talk you to death too!!
triple shot vente baby. and THEN i'll talk you to death too!!

you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
Not saying you can't. I usually can't stomach more than a cup or two of my devil brew.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
_____________
"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
_____________
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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Heathen.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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Thanks all for the tips (particularly Lord Foul
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3 or 4 Cardamom pods split open and added to a cafetiere of good coffee, then leave for the usual time to stew.
Yummy!
Apparently this is a Turkish thing to add cardamom, but I tried it cos I heard it reduces the more harmful side-effects of caffiene (not verified).
Tastes good black and/or with honey or brown sugar.
Not sure about with milk as I don't drink Moo Juice, but I bet it rocks!
I think you can take out the seeds and use them in a grinder then filter them, but it's much stronger so you only need 1 pod per cup (otherwise you get a cardamom drink with a hint of coffee: bleeargh!).

3 or 4 Cardamom pods split open and added to a cafetiere of good coffee, then leave for the usual time to stew.
Yummy!
Apparently this is a Turkish thing to add cardamom, but I tried it cos I heard it reduces the more harmful side-effects of caffiene (not verified).
Tastes good black and/or with honey or brown sugar.
Not sure about with milk as I don't drink Moo Juice, but I bet it rocks!
I think you can take out the seeds and use them in a grinder then filter them, but it's much stronger so you only need 1 pod per cup (otherwise you get a cardamom drink with a hint of coffee: bleeargh!).

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To wake up, drink it black. To enjoy it, flavor it the way you will. i will agree with Cail in that if a cup of coffee is made properly. in a CLEAN coffee machine, the flavor itself should be enough.
most people don't clean their coffee maker with enough regularity! Clean that bad boy!!!!!
most people don't clean their coffee maker with enough regularity! Clean that bad boy!!!!!
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Oh definitely Guns. I clean mine once a week. If you use a plastic travel mug, don't wash it with soap. The plastic absorbs the soap and your coffee won't taste right.
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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I do the same thing, but I try to put a little ground cinnamon (I aim to ingest 1/4 tsp a day) into nearly everything as it's been shown to help blood sugars.Lorelei wrote: My only trick so far is to put cinnamon in the grounds before I brew it.
Since cinnamon is shown to help blood sugars, this claim about cardamon being true wouldn't surprise me either.Reave the Unjust wrote: 3 or 4 Cardamom pods split open and added to a cafetiere of good coffee, then leave for the usual time to stew.
Yummy!
Apparently this is a Turkish thing to add cardamom, but I tried it cos I heard it reduces the more harmful side-effects of caffiene (not verified).

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