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The whereabouts of sgtnull:
Sarge is still on The Watch. I'm not sure who I was talking about there... 
Erm, actually I'm mistaken.Smooth-talking sgtnull was apprenticed to the local stonemason, but was tricked into marriage by the avaricious Arabelladonna Pennyworthy. They had two children, Excelsior and Thunderer, but were bitterly unhappy. Sarge eventually took rooms with a maiden aunt in Paris, where he made a meagre living selling matchbooks while studying jurisprudence at the Sorbonne. Upon his return to England, he was reunited with his sons, who refused his advances and disowned him. Arabelladonna died of consumption two years later, and Sarge, now living in abject poverty, fell in with a group of circus-folk and began the slow descent into petty thieving that eventually brought him to the assizes at Northminster, where he was sentenced to three weeks hard-labour for attacking a swan.
Little is known about the next five years of his life, but in 1896 he turns up in Gloveswold-on-the-Naze selling twopenny pamphlets with titles like Pictures for The Gentleman and What The Butler Done. He is believed to have died in Quadsworth Debtor's Prison at the age of 63.


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Trapper439 wrote:The whereabouts of sgtnull:
Erm, actually I'm mistaken.Smooth-talking sgtnull was apprenticed to the local stonemason, but was tricked into marriage by the avaricious Arabelladonna Pennyworthy. They had two children, Excelsior and Thunderer, but were bitterly unhappy. Sarge eventually took rooms with a maiden aunt in Paris, where he made a meagre living selling matchbooks while studying jurisprudence at the Sorbonne. Upon his return to England, he was reunited with his sons, who refused his advances and disowned him. Arabelladonna died of consumption two years later, and Sarge, now living in abject poverty, fell in with a group of circus-folk and began the slow descent into petty thieving that eventually brought him to the assizes at Northminster, where he was sentenced to three weeks hard-labour for attacking a swan.
Little is known about the next five years of his life, but in 1896 he turns up in Gloveswold-on-the-Naze selling twopenny pamphlets with titles like Pictures for The Gentleman and What The Butler Done. He is believed to have died in Quadsworth Debtor's Prison at the age of 63.Sarge is still on The Watch. I'm not sure who I was talking about there...


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that was beautiful, thank you!Trapper439 wrote:The whereabouts of sgtnull:
Erm, actually I'm mistaken.Smooth-talking sgtnull was apprenticed to the local stonemason, but was tricked into marriage by the avaricious Arabelladonna Pennyworthy. They had two children, Excelsior and Thunderer, but were bitterly unhappy. Sarge eventually took rooms with a maiden aunt in Paris, where he made a meagre living selling matchbooks while studying jurisprudence at the Sorbonne. Upon his return to England, he was reunited with his sons, who refused his advances and disowned him. Arabelladonna died of consumption two years later, and Sarge, now living in abject poverty, fell in with a group of circus-folk and began the slow descent into petty thieving that eventually brought him to the assizes at Northminster, where he was sentenced to three weeks hard-labour for attacking a swan.
Little is known about the next five years of his life, but in 1896 he turns up in Gloveswold-on-the-Naze selling twopenny pamphlets with titles like Pictures for The Gentleman and What The Butler Done. He is believed to have died in Quadsworth Debtor's Prison at the age of 63.Sarge is still on The Watch. I'm not sure who I was talking about there...
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Hello everyone!
Sorry I have not been around much lately. Things are very hectic during the warmer months. I am constantly working and have very little free time. Now that the colder weather is here, I should be around more often, since things are slowing down a bit at work.
Luckily, I was able to turn my pc on today. I am having problems with it shutting down randomly and then taking quite a while (sometimes days) before it will restart. It's over 5 years old...so maybe it's time for a new one, eh?
I miss you all, and I'll be around again soon. I'm looking forward to diving back into the 'Tank.
Thanks for keeping me in your thoughts.
Sorry I have not been around much lately. Things are very hectic during the warmer months. I am constantly working and have very little free time. Now that the colder weather is here, I should be around more often, since things are slowing down a bit at work.
Luckily, I was able to turn my pc on today. I am having problems with it shutting down randomly and then taking quite a while (sometimes days) before it will restart. It's over 5 years old...so maybe it's time for a new one, eh?
I miss you all, and I'll be around again soon. I'm looking forward to diving back into the 'Tank.
Thanks for keeping me in your thoughts.


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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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