Things that are the work of Satan

Post by **birdandbear** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 10:18 am

Uh...I forgot all about Rattlers!

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 1:29 pm

When I was a little tyke I would rescue snakes off the road that were sunbathing there so they wouldn't get run over... but I had to "show mommy the snake" before I could pick it up. What's nasty though is the stuff they leak all over you right when you're saving 'em!

Post by **Vain** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 1:50 pm

We don't have ANY deadly snakes - or even poisonous ones for that matter - in New Zealand

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 2:49 pm

That kid that I sit by in Science class that makes the farting noise all day and then says, "Mmmm, refreshing!" is definitely the work of Satan. Or maybe Satan himself.

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 3:18 pm

Ewwwww

Post by **CovenantJr** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 1:29 am

Eek! Even Satan wouldn't create something that horrible

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 6:09 pm

Satan's trailer-park brother then.

Post by **Landwaster** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 2:04 pm

Trees that hang over the footpath (USA : sidewalk) and obstruct a clear walk. Work of the devil.

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Sat Oct 04, 2003 6:50 pm

Road trips in a cramped little car

Post by **Skyweir** » Sat Oct 04, 2003 6:57 pm

mean nasty folk are the work of satan

they are his personal offspring

Post by **Seafoam Understone** » Sat Oct 04, 2003 8:52 pm

Hmm haven't seen

AOL

Leg cramps in the middle of making love

Stuck doors that smack you in the face when you pull really hard on them

Flat tires in the pouring rain (or snowstorm)

Stupid people (I see stupid people... I see them all the time... only they don't know they're stupid)

Bad (really BAD) movies, songs and books.

Jehovas Witnesses when they come knocking on the door.

Traffic Jams when you're in a huge hurry.

Insomina

Just to name a few...

Post by **Skyweir** » Sat Oct 04, 2003 10:04 pm

insomnia !!! .. yeah!!

Post by **Skyweir** » Sat Oct 04, 2003 10:09 pm

my cat when it covers me with copious amounts of cat hair ..

lol .. nay my cat could never be the work of satan but what comes out of her most certainly is .. and cleaning kitty litter trays has got to be the work of ... well me usually

but whats in them is the work of satan

Post by **duchess of malfi** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 5:45 am

You need to get one of those high-tech self-cleaning litter boxes, Lord Sky! (which are NOT the work of Satan, by the way).

Post by **birdandbear** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 8:35 am

Sky wrote:

.. and cleaning kitty litter trays has got to be the work of ... well me usually

I feel you Sky! The man never seems to be around when it's litter box time, eh?

Or vomit time, or any other disgusting biological cleanup time. At least my man isn't. Those messes are somehow always falling to me.

Post by **Lord Mhoram** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 8:37 am

Mondays

waking up from a nap; I hate that!

Algebra

America Online

Global Terrorism

David Blaine

Feet (that smell)

Ignorance

Post by **Gil galad** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 9:39 am

Oi! what is wrong with algebra!?

"the real problems in this world are things that never cross your worried mind"

Post by **duchess of malfi** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 5:02 pm

Algebra's not so bad --- but calculus drove me nuts.

Post by **Landwaster** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 5:22 pm

birdandbear wrote:Sky wrote:

.. and cleaning kitty litter trays has got to be the work of ... well me usually
I feel you Sky! The man never seems to be around when it's litter box time, eh? Or vomit time, or any other disgusting biological cleanup time. At least my man isn't. Those messes are somehow always falling to me.

Well who's choice was it to have a cat? Cause if it was the man, then he don't be no man anyhow

Post by **danlo** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 5:50 pm

I think Damelon and I will have beat you up for that last remark!

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Things that are the work of Satan