ABCs of ways a car thief could die...

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:59 pm

Steering Wheel for lunch!

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:55 pm

Trampled by Wildebeasts....

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:23 pm

Uvula-shaving with a rusty chainsaw.

DW

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:30 pm

Violent induced sneezing until brains pop out their nose...

Post by **Waddley** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:40 pm

Whale lovin's

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:42 pm

Water-cannon at point-break range.

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:33 pm

x-rayed for days on end.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:44 pm

yo-yo assault...."How do you like THAT around the world, carthief?" "Take that walking the dog, you scum"

Post by **Loredoctor** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:47 pm

Xylophone used as a weapon.

Post by **Waddley** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:48 pm

Zebra stampeede!!

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:52 pm

arghule-kisses

Post by **Loredoctor** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:53 pm

Bottom violence.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:56 pm

carved up with butter knives.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:57 pm

cheeze whiz suffocation, sprayed directly into the throat and nose.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:58 pm

Dark Shadows marathon - beginning to end.

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:08 pm

eaten by wild hogs

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:10 pm

Fiery ball of death

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:35 pm

gang-raped by a rogue band of shopping carts.

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:47 pm

Have him watch 24 hours worth of www.fantasybedtimehour.com

Post by **Phantasm** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:03 pm

Impaled on the spkies of an onrushing fork lift truck

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