ABCs of ways a car thief could die...

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Jackyl attack...

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Have him watch 24 hours worth of www.fantasybedtimehour.com
Why do you hate me so much? Have I done something cruel to you that I am unaware of?
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I still love you Jenn!

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Lisping person stands directly in from of him, then recites Lord Byron's Prisoner of Chillon (an Epic Poem), and ends up drowning him with syliva
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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Mantis attack
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Nosebleeds

And I know you love me Sarge, just don't know why HLT hates me so much.
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Everyone loves you Jenn, clothes on or not...

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Place him inbetween a mother bear and her cub.

Oh, and Jenn...it's just Breast envy from HLT.
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Quick thrust to the heart
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Queer eye for the straight guy gang bang....

well, I guess not everyone has to love me....
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Rear end raider attack

not at the same time anyway Jenn
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Sadly, the car thief died of embarasemnt, when he took the car to a chop-shop and his buddies saw all of Waddley (**ahem**) personal hygene items in the front seat.
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Tormented by guilt and demons
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Uttering the words of the Ritual of Desecration.
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Violined to death
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Wildly flinging himself into a pit of screaming myspace-deprived high school emo kids...
drew wrote:Sadly, the car thief died of embarasemnt, when he took the car to a chop-shop and his buddies saw all of Waddley (**ahem**) personal hygene items in the front seat.
You rock :P (except for the chop-shop thing... I'm going to go cry myself to sleep... :cry: )
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xray guns to the face
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yeats infections
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:lol: infected with old poetry? Priceless :lol:



Zone-implants, with Waddley at the controls?
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Arachnid attack.
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Buttocks infection
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