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Cat got his tongue....literally
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Disembowelment with Lite-Brite pegs.

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Eaten alive by midget cannibals
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feral dog pack attack
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Groin removal due to shark attack
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His heart ripped out by Waddley's bare fist.
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I can't think of a better one than Jenn's.
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Just what Jenn said...
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Knifed through the nads by Jenn on behalf of Waddley.
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Listen, knifing the nads is not nice!
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Maybe you haven't had your car stolen??
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Or maybe I'm just sensitive about that part of the anatomy!
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Perhaps you should have started that with N...
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Quit your bitchin or I'll do something not so nice to YOUR nads...


hahahahhaah....just kidding, you know I loves you guns.
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Waddley Hasselhoff wrote:Perhaps you should have started that with N...
Quiet!
A knife to the nads would make me skip a few letters too.
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Radiation poisoning!

I suggest you don't steal Waddley's car then...
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Stealth bombing!!

HLT would never take my car. Sorry about the nads thing, Guns ;)
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Toenail hanging over a pit of piranha!
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DukkhaWaynhim wrote:arghule-kisses
I like that one! :twisted:




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Vagina overdose.
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