ABCs of ways a car thief could die...

Post by **Cheval** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 8:41 pm

neutered with a rusty pocket knife

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:03 am

Killer bee attack.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:31 am

Lynched by a mob of angry pensioners

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:53 pm

Many, many paper cuts.

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:09 pm

nuts caught in a vice...

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:20 pm

Oprah Winfrey sits on his head and suffocates him.

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:30 pm

punctured testes

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:52 pm

<ow!>

Quartered with an old manure shovel.

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:08 pm

ripped apart by rabid wolverines

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:12 pm

Stabbed with non fatal but bloody wounds and dropped into a shark tank.

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:37 pm

tied to a whale carcass and dropped in a shark tank

Post by **Gil galad** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:14 pm

Uglyness causes suicide

Post by **Waddley** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:21 pm

Very, very, long wait at the Dpt of Licensing....

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:46 pm

wood chopper

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:22 am

Xanadu with Olivia Newton John, repeatedly looping while he's strapped to a chair with his eyelids wired open and being intraveneously fed stimulants until his mind finally snaps and an aneurism occurs.

Post by **Phantasm** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:19 am

Yanked across a field of broken glass, tied to the car he stole, by his balls, naked as the day he was born, and fed lots of warfarin before it started.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:49 pm

Zipper accident ala "There's Something About Mary"

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:50 pm

arsenic poisoning

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 9:00 pm

Bound and gagged with raw meat stuffed up his nasal passages and left out in the sun until the maggots hatch and begin to squirm and feed in his sinus cavity.

Post by **Phantasm** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:52 am

Jeez, I wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of you lot.

Castrated using two bricks, and left in the fast lane to bleed to death.

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ABCs of ways a car thief could die...