ABCs of ways a car thief could die...

Post by **Sorus** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:14 pm

Xylophone accident. (It may not sound so serious, but you wouldn't sleep for a week if you knew all the details. Really. It's not just an excuse to get past 'X'.

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Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:51 am

Yak Stampede....(did we use that one?) I've totally lost track.

Post by **Gil galad** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:31 am

Zoophobia caused a seisure

Post by **Phantasm** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:46 pm

A big boy chopped his head off.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:48 am

Bungee jumping accident...

Post by **Phantasm** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:36 pm

Cut his balls off with a blunt, rusty spoon and let him bleed to death.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:38 pm

Death by ennui....

P.S. Phantasm....that's pretty graphic....are you feeling ok? Everything alright?

Post by **Phantasm** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:03 am

Cameraman Jenn wrote:Death by ennui....

P.S. Phantasm....that's pretty graphic....are you feeling ok? Everything alright?

Fine thanks

Eleven elephants dance on his balls and then he bleeds to death, slowly in agonising pain.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:22 am

Firecrackers in the drivers seat, timed to go off when car thief drives victims car more than 10m from home base...

Post by **Cheval** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:33 am

Grind his 'nads into the radiator fan when car is on the verge of overheating.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:12 am

Herring bone choking

Post by **Phantasm** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:59 am

Invoking the ritual of desecration when you realise your car has been stolen (might not be too good for others in the vacinity though)

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:43 am

jelly drowning

Post by **Elfgirl** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:26 am

King-hit by an spanner, which is built into the airbag.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Fri May 25, 2007 8:15 pm

Lighter accident

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Fri May 25, 2007 8:29 pm

Magma drowning.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Fri May 25, 2007 8:54 pm

Nostril impaled by turn signal

Post by **sgt.null** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:51 am

open hearted surgery - no drugs involved

Post by **Cheval** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:52 pm

Picking the rotten meat out of the teeth of a live shark.

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:25 am

questioned to death by the boys at haliburton

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ABCs of ways a car thief could die...