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Am I insane for trying this?

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Not as insane as Gabe.
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You were insane to begin with; why should this make a difference?
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Urban Drift Novel(la) in a Weekend Challenge

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I know what you're thinking, and you're right. It's stupid. I dont have a chance in hell. But hey, I thought it'd be a laugh to give it a try.

The background: writer and designer Gabe Chouinard proposed the challenge last week--to write, between Friday the 2nd and Monday the 5th February, a 60,000 word novel. To spend the entire weekend writing and come out of it with a complete work. Working from midday friday to the same time on Monday, that's about 20,000 words a day.
Look here for the full details.

I don't have any illusions: 60,000 words is a target I can't reach. I'm just hoping I can hit 10,000. Whatever happens, it'll be something gained.
I'm already messing up, having started far too late, and being so tired from staying up late last night that I can't concentrate. But tomorrow, I'm sitting myself in front of this computer and I'm going to do this.




Anyhoo, I'm really tired right now, so I'm quitting for some much needed sleep. The count is pitiful: 210 words. Here they are:
Sunlight slanted from above, glinting off a thousand empty suits of armour. Dust floated in the air, gathered on cuirass and pauldrons, shield and vambrace. A thousand helmets hung from wooden stands, a thousand shields stood propped against empty greaves. The ghosts of a thousand warriors hung there, enshrined in steel; each suit a life lost, each shield a memorial.
The dust, hung suspended, now stirred as ripples and eddies swirled outward, the serene quiet shattered by the the thud of boots. The last of them strode into the stillness, between the ranks of his forebears. From the oldest of them, torn and battle-scarred under their grimy shroud, he passed forward through history. Their aspect changed as the years pass by; marks of battle gave way to signs of decadence, to gilt and polish, epaulets and engravings. The hall's central rows were filled with ceremonial attire.
The survivor paid no heed to the past that surrounded him; he moved on, head high, face forward, toward the present. Around him, the gilt faded; the engravings became less elaborate; ceremony set aside as the twilight years approach. Grey streaked his temples, like the last clinging fragment of a youth long past—the rest of his hair was white as fresh snow.
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Maybe only 210 words, but an impressive 210. I like it, very much.

And yes, you are insane for even attempting such a feat. 8O But you're right - it will yield something, if not a full novel. It clearly already has.
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Crazy but cool!
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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i'm not cut out for this kind of thing. I'm a naturally slow writer, and unable to turn off my inner editor. It takes me ten minutes to get started after a pause, and then I end up spending too long thinking about every line. Hell, I just went back and edited what I'd written of this post before continuing.
Also: Procrastination is bad. I may have to deny myself net access.
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I fail at failing.
I'm doing so badly, I might as well not have tried. I am most definately not cut out for fast writing. I'm also beginning to think that procrastination is a serious problem I need to do something about, asap. I hardly want to admit how much I've done so far, but I'm going to, and I encourage people to mock me relentlessly. I need to be guilted into trying harder.
I now have 558 words. That means that so far today (it's now 4pm), I've written 348 words. Out of 20,000.


On a slightly more positive note, I have my main concept for the story, my main characters, and a couple of scenes worked out. So even if I carry on at this slow crawl, I'll at least be going somewhere. And I appear to be writing it in third person omniscient--this is a first, for me.
This challenge is clearly beyond my capabilities, though.


Edit: I'll push on for now, but on monday, when my failure becomes official, I'm transferring to the Novel in 90 program (if they accept latecomers), because I'll know for a fact that I'm capable of it.


[Edit: I fail at math.]
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Murrin wrote:I'm also beginning to think that procrastination is a serious problem I need to do something about, asap.
:lol: Sentence of the week.
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:LOLS:

At least you're trying. ;)

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