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The Pirate Talking Thread Arrrr
Ahoy, a'ast!anythin ye say in hars must be in pirate talk. Come fair maidens and old sea hands alike. Arrr time t' take High Lord Ke'ins Re'enge for a pillage and a plunder round the Carribean ye scur'y dogs.
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Belay there me hearties! A tot o' rum all round!
Know ye o' the sex pistols?
Know ye o' the sex pistols?
Spoiler
It was on the good ship venus
By christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis
The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasnt fit to shovel shit
From one place to another
Chorus:
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
There was fuck all else to do
The captains name was morgan
By christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day hed stop and play
With his fuckin organ
The first mates name was cooper
By christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor
Chorus
The second mate was andy
By christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy
The cabin boy was flipper
He was a fuckin n--ger
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
Chorus
The captains wife was mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table
The captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found er sexual quarters
Repeat chorus to fade
By christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis
The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasnt fit to shovel shit
From one place to another
Chorus:
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
There was fuck all else to do
The captains name was morgan
By christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day hed stop and play
With his fuckin organ
The first mates name was cooper
By christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor
Chorus
The second mate was andy
By christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy
The cabin boy was flipper
He was a fuckin n--ger
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
Chorus
The captains wife was mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table
The captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found er sexual quarters
Repeat chorus to fade
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PIRATE LOOKS AT FORTY
Jimmy Buffett
Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call,
Wanted to sail upon your waters
since I was three feet tall.
You've seen it all, you've seen it all.
Watch the men who rode you,
Switch from sails to steam.
And in your belly you hold the treasure
that few have ever seen, most of them dreams,
Most of them dreams.
Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years too late.
The cannons don't thunder there's nothin' to plunder
I'm an over forty victim of fate
Arriving too late, arriving too late.
I've done a bit of smugglin'
I've run my share of grass.
I made enough money to buy Miami,
But I pissed it away so fast,
Never meant to last, never meant to last.
I have been drunk now for over two weeks,
I passed out and I rallied and I sprung a few leaks,
But I've got to stop wishin',
Got to go fishin', I'm down to rock bottom again.
Just a few friends, just a few friends.
Instrumental
I go for younger women, lived with several awhile
And though I ran away, they'll come back one day.
And still could manage a smile
It just takes awhile, just takes awhile.
Mother, mother ocean, after all these years I've found
My occupational hazard being my occupations
just not around.
I feel like I've drowned,
Gonna head uptown.
Jimmy Buffett
Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call,
Wanted to sail upon your waters
since I was three feet tall.
You've seen it all, you've seen it all.
Watch the men who rode you,
Switch from sails to steam.
And in your belly you hold the treasure
that few have ever seen, most of them dreams,
Most of them dreams.
Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years too late.
The cannons don't thunder there's nothin' to plunder
I'm an over forty victim of fate
Arriving too late, arriving too late.
I've done a bit of smugglin'
I've run my share of grass.
I made enough money to buy Miami,
But I pissed it away so fast,
Never meant to last, never meant to last.
I have been drunk now for over two weeks,
I passed out and I rallied and I sprung a few leaks,
But I've got to stop wishin',
Got to go fishin', I'm down to rock bottom again.
Just a few friends, just a few friends.
Instrumental
I go for younger women, lived with several awhile
And though I ran away, they'll come back one day.
And still could manage a smile
It just takes awhile, just takes awhile.
Mother, mother ocean, after all these years I've found
My occupational hazard being my occupations
just not around.
I feel like I've drowned,
Gonna head uptown.
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