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The Pirate Talking Thread Arrrr

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Ahoy, a'ast!anythin ye say in hars must be in pirate talk. Come fair maidens and old sea hands alike. Arrr time t' take High Lord Ke'ins Re'enge for a pillage and a plunder round the Carribean ye scur'y dogs.
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Belay there me hearties! A tot o' rum all round!

Know ye o' the sex pistols?


Spoiler
It was on the good ship venus
By christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasnt fit to shovel shit
From one place to another

Chorus:
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
There was fuck all else to do

The captains name was morgan
By christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day hed stop and play
With his fuckin organ

The first mates name was cooper
By christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor

Chorus

The second mate was andy
By christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was flipper
He was a fuckin n--ger
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

Chorus

The captains wife was mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table

The captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found er sexual quarters

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Post by A Gunslinger »

Ye dog-teasin', scalawag! Arr, ye best be keel-hulled for yer canine activities at ye dad-in-law's! ARRRR!
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Ahoy, i can't help that the little bilge rat ravishes me shins,or the other fancies me ears.You on the other hand could wash the parrot crap out o' your coat on occasion. Aye.
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Post by Cole »

I be a Pirate and ever since Pirates begins we be unable to talk in the preterite or perfect tense. Arrrr.
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Post by stonemaybe »

If y' poxy rats be wantin' ter talk proper, sort out yer siggernitchures en'all!
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ye misbegotten sons of motherless whoremongers
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Arrrr, ye scabless dogs! Haul on the mainbrace, ye lubberless gutterwh0res or ye'll get a whippin'...
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Arrr, arrr,that scabby old sea dog Sgt Null be missin from The Watch. Hold up on Dry Tortugas with a cask o' rum and some loose wench I would bet me one good eye on. Gar.
Aye,me parrot concurs.
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ARGGHHGHG!!!!

Happy "Talk like a Pirate day" everyone!

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Arr, you scurvey dogs! This thread sucks my peg leg! Arrrrrr!


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Post by drew »

So like yeah, I got myself good quality copy of '310 to Yumma', I'm about to burn off a bunch of copies...who wants some, I'm gunna sell them for like, five bucks a pop.
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PIRATE LOOKS AT FORTY
Jimmy Buffett

Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call,
Wanted to sail upon your waters
since I was three feet tall.
You've seen it all, you've seen it all.

Watch the men who rode you,
Switch from sails to steam.
And in your belly you hold the treasure
that few have ever seen, most of them dreams,
Most of them dreams.

Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years too late.
The cannons don't thunder there's nothin' to plunder
I'm an over forty victim of fate
Arriving too late, arriving too late.

I've done a bit of smugglin'
I've run my share of grass.
I made enough money to buy Miami,
But I pissed it away so fast,
Never meant to last, never meant to last.

I have been drunk now for over two weeks,
I passed out and I rallied and I sprung a few leaks,
But I've got to stop wishin',
Got to go fishin', I'm down to rock bottom again.
Just a few friends, just a few friends.

Instrumental

I go for younger women, lived with several awhile
And though I ran away, they'll come back one day.
And still could manage a smile
It just takes awhile, just takes awhile.

Mother, mother ocean, after all these years I've found
My occupational hazard being my occupations
just not around.
I feel like I've drowned,
Gonna head uptown.
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Post by Damelon »

Arrrr. I missed Talk like a Pirate Day.
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Post by stonemaybe »

Damelon wrote:Arrrr. I missed Talk like a Pirate Day.
'ARRR' or GARRR!'?
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This thread brought ot you by the Letter 'ARrrrrr'.
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