Cheesy Leper Pick-up Lines

Post by **drew** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:28 am

"Mmmmmm; What's that lovely fragrence you're wearing?
Ode of gangerous rotting flesh?"

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:00 am

Let's go back to my place and play some stumpsies (as opposed to footsies, you see).

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:03 am

wha color are your eyes? gangrene?

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:43 pm

I like your bedroom eyes, your kitchen arm, your living room foot, your foyer shoulder...

Post by **TRC** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 4:12 am

I'm only interested in casual s*x I still haven't healed from my last encounter.

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:57 pm

Hey baby, I'm an outcast too...wanna get unclean together?

Post by **wayfriend** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:58 pm

Hurt me all you want to, baby. I can take it -- I won't even feel it.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Tue May 08, 2007 10:06 pm

Baby, when you fall, I'll pick you up. Here's an arm...here's a...

Post by **drew** » Sat May 12, 2007 12:10 pm

I think we should go to a real nice resort vacation together.

But let's play it safe, and stay out of the HotTub.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:21 pm

You make me want to Shout.
pick my hands up and Shout.
hold my kneecaps up and Shout.
pick my scabs up and Shout.
VSE you and Shout...

Post by **Zenlunatic** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:50 am

My colony or yours?

Post by **danlo** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:04 am

When I said I'd always leave a part of me in you I wasn't kidding.

Post by **SleeplessOne** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:18 am

hey, numbness of the extremeties does have it's benefits y'know, I can go all night baby !

Post by **drew** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:36 pm

I have Hanson's disease!
And no, that doesn't mean I'm in Hansen's fan club.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 2:39 pm

Hi. My name is Joseph, but the ladies call me Sloppy Joe. Come on over to my place and find out why...

dw

Post by **drew** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 4:49 pm

If I could rewrite the Alphabet, I 'd put 'U' and 'I' together...In a steilized room in a leprsarium.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:08 pm

Leper Outcast Unclean... for you!

dw

Post by **drew** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:10 pm

My you have a lovely smile.
Both the teeth that are still left in your mouth are hardly rotted at all.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:22 pm

"...with lips like roses, rotted and wilted,
and hips like hoses, knotted and silted..."

Post by **sgt.null** » Sat Aug 05, 2017 10:18 pm

do touch me!

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