- PERFECT STORM
WEBINAR
WATERBOARDING
ORGANIC
WORDSMITH/WORDSMITHING
AUTHOR/AUTHORED
POST 9/11
SURGE
GIVE BACK
'BLANK' is the new 'BLANK' or 'X' is the new 'Y'
BLACK FRIDAY
BACK IN THE DAY
RANDOM
SWEET
DECIMATE
EMOTIONAL
POP
IT IS WHAT IT IS
UNDER THE BUS
Banned Words
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Banned Words
Lake Superior State University Banished Words List
"It is not the literal past that rules us, save, possibly, in a biological sense. It is images of the past. Each new historical era mirrors itself in the picture and active mythology of its past or of a past borrowed from other cultures. It tests its sense of identity, of regress or new achievement against that past.”
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Re: Banned Words
Hmm, there are several of those I haven't heard in the context the list refers to, such as 'perfect storm' (only the film) and 'under the bus' (only in the sense of "Argh! I dropped my Pepsi Max! Did you see where it went?" "Under the bus.") I do have to own up to saying 'random' a lot. Well, I don't so much now, but I was the co-originator of excessive use of that word in my area. It amused me. I also say 'back in the day', mainly to refer to the 1980s (one of the benefits of being at university with people who are eight years younger than me). I have to object to 'back in the day' being on that list though; after all, it's not like the current popular usage is inaccurate - 'back in the day' is a vague enough phrase that it could refer to last week.Syl wrote:PERFECT STORM
WEBINAR
WATERBOARDING
ORGANIC
WORDSMITH/WORDSMITHING
AUTHOR/AUTHORED
POST 9/11
SURGE
GIVE BACK
'BLANK' is the new 'BLANK' or 'X' is the new 'Y'
BLACK FRIDAY
BACK IN THE DAY
RANDOM
SWEET
DECIMATE
EMOTIONAL
POP
IT IS WHAT IT IS
UNDER THE BUS
While I'm confessing, I might as well admit to not actually knowing the meaning of 'decimate'. I always thought it meant 'to divide into ten'.
I like one of the comments about 'it is what it is': 'It accomplishes the dual feat of adding nothing to the conversation while also being phonetically and thematically redundant.'


EDIT: Just checked the Merriam-Webster online dictionary, and its second definition of 'decimate' is 'to exact a tax of 10 percent from' - that certainly adds a new dimension to decimating enemy forces.

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Prompted by a post I just made in Video Games, I'd like to nominate 'literally' for the banned list. An unfeasible (literally unfeasible? No.) number of people say 'literally' when what they really want to do is say something figurative but emphasise it. One of my favourites is, "I was literally blown away by Tool's new album!" No, you were not, unless a gale erupted from the stereo when you pressed play, and carried you bodily down the street. Another favourite, because it's quite subtle, is, "I literally can't wait to see this movie!" Yes, you can. You are not physically incapable of enduring the delay. If you were, you would presumably die. You will wait, because you have to. So you literally can wait, but you figuratively really can't wait.
I motion to ban 'literally' until everyone learns how to use it. Not literally everyone, of course.
I motion to ban 'literally' until everyone learns how to use it. Not literally everyone, of course.
Ah, the irony.
Wordsmithing banned beside a bunch of smithed words...
wait, is smithed a word?
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Wordsmithing banned beside a bunch of smithed words...
wait, is smithed a word?

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"Mostly muffins sir."- My answer in response to the question posed by the officer, "Son, do you have anything on you I should know about?"
His response: "Holy $&!^. He's not kidding! Look at all these muffins!"
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Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
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I love this list -- it's so totally random. I wish I had authored it myself. Then I could promote it in a wordsmith webinar and create my own Black Friday -- wouldn't that be sweet? Ah, well, there goes my idea, under the bus. It is what it is.
(Totally. They forgot to add totally. Wait, maybe it was on an earlier list. *You* know -- back in the day.



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I literally agree with Cov Jr about literally. 

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Come ON Holsety! Maaaaaaannnnnn!Emotional Leper wrote:Oh, Gods, he said it.Holsety wrote:NOM
(Ok, it's a name, but still...)
*dives beneath some pre-existing rubble, hoping Nom will spare us.*
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Well don't you think that quoting me saying it will just amplify the damage?Balon wrote:Come ON Holsety! Maaaaaaannnnnn!Emotional Leper wrote:Oh, Gods, he said it.Holsety wrote:NOM
(Ok, it's a name, but still...)
*dives beneath some pre-existing rubble, hoping Nom will spare us.*
It's like that movie that's out/coming out where the murderer kills more when he gets more hits (or something?). YOU CAN'T HELP BUT AID MY CAUSE!
In the words, or maybe thoughts, of TC in the Wounded Land:
veNOMveNOMveNOMveNOMveNOM
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Don't worry about it. If Sandgorgon Herbst's speed is representative of his species, Nom won't get here for at least 35 years.Emotional Leper wrote:Oh, Gods, he said it.Holsety wrote:NOM
(Ok, it's a name, but still...)
(Nooooooo! A mildly obscure in-joke! Let the self-flagellation commence! At least it's a Watch-based joke...)