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worst flick(s) ever ....

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my all time worst flick ever .. was Snow Falling on Cedars .. it would have been more entertaining watching cement dry

oh .. and The Perfect Storm .. cant remember why but I hated this movie .. if I can recall I will profer reasons ;)
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Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull
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The Creeping Terror. Absolutely EPICly bad.

As far as modern, big budget movies go, Mission to Mars was an absolute piece of s***.
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The remake of the Time Machine (Guy Pearce version). A disaster.
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Until you've seen Manos: Hands of Fate you don't know what a bad movie is.
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Pearl Harbour... recent one. Vallina Sky. Any movie with Brad Pitt in. Ghost Rider, Daredevil, etc. Nearly all movies.
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Same list as last time....

Beowulf (Christopher Lambert)
Highlander II
Star Trek V
Catwoman
Who's Harry Crumb

And much much more!
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Queeaqueg wrote:Pearl Harbour... recent one. Vallina Sky. Any movie with Brad Pitt in. Ghost Rider, Daredevil, etc. Nearly all movies.

uhhh ... yah. :roll:

there are many, but the first that comes to my mind is the Disney version of 3 Musketeers with Keifer Sutherland .... absolutely unwatchable...


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Porno Holocaust.

How you can make a movie with that title so monumentally boring, I'll never know. Oh wait...I do know - Joe D'Amato, the most terrible director in human history, made it.
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The Weather Man.

I haven't seen Battlefield Earth, but I hear it's absolutely atrocious.
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Lord Mhoram wrote:The Weather Man.

I haven't seen Battlefield Earth, but I hear it's absolutely atrocious.

Yes and yes. :throwup:
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Starship Troopers, King Kong Lives, Superman IV, The Notebook, The Neverending Story, Eddie & The Cruisers.
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Captain America Starring Matt Salinger, Roger Corman's Fantastic Four (yes I've seen it) :-)

As a musician Eddie and the Cruisers makes me want to vomit. FYI :throwup:
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any of the ocean's 11 things.
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sgt.null wrote:any of the ocean's 11 things.
WHAT??!!!

well there is certainly no accounting for taste... ;)
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strictly formula. way too much mugging. a whole air of... "ain't we cute."
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The first Ocean's 11 was good. The second was bad, but fun. The third was so awful I can't believe I paid to watch it.

I actually enjoyed Starship Troopers, The Notebook, and Neverending Story.

On the other hand, Amazon Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death was atrocious.
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Cail wrote:Until you've seen Manos: Hands of Fate you don't know what a bad movie is.
Manos was bad, but somewhat entertainingly so at times. Mind you, I've never seen it without the MST3K guys, but this one is the same, and I tell you, it was so bad, even they could not make it palatable. It was the horror known as Monster A-Go Go. No monster, no go go, and if you remember the driving scene that goes on way too long in Manos... well, most of the movie is like that. The best part was when they started the movie and one of them said, "Hey, guys...I'm getting the feeling that this one is really going to hurt." And it did.
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Geez. I forgot about the Sci Fi Channel's production of Alien Apocalypse starring Bruce Campbell. My daughter likes Rene O'Connor from Xena and forced me to watch AA from beginning to end. I'm still not over it. Even the mighty Bruce Campbell couldn't salvage the film on even an amusing level.

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aTOMiC wrote: Roger Corman's Fantastic Four (yes I've seen it) :-)
Oh come on!
That wasn't even a real movie was it?
I thought it was just a rough draft.
Cut it some slack, you weren't even SUPPOSED to see it how can you criticize it?

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