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worst flick(s) ever ....
my all time worst flick ever .. was Snow Falling on Cedars .. it would have been more entertaining watching cement dry
oh .. and The Perfect Storm .. cant remember why but I hated this movie .. if I can recall I will profer reasons
oh .. and The Perfect Storm .. cant remember why but I hated this movie .. if I can recall I will profer reasons
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Until you've seen Manos: Hands of Fate you don't know what a bad movie is.
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Queeaqueg wrote:Pearl Harbour... recent one. Vallina Sky. Any movie with Brad Pitt in. Ghost Rider, Daredevil, etc. Nearly all movies.
uhhh ... yah.
there are many, but the first that comes to my mind is the Disney version of 3 Musketeers with Keifer Sutherland .... absolutely unwatchable...
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Starship Troopers, King Kong Lives, Superman IV, The Notebook, The Neverending Story, Eddie & The Cruisers.
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The first Ocean's 11 was good. The second was bad, but fun. The third was so awful I can't believe I paid to watch it.
I actually enjoyed Starship Troopers, The Notebook, and Neverending Story.
On the other hand, Amazon Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death was atrocious.
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Manos was bad, but somewhat entertainingly so at times. Mind you, I've never seen it without the MST3K guys, but this one is the same, and I tell you, it was so bad, even they could not make it palatable. It was the horror known as Monster A-Go Go. No monster, no go go, and if you remember the driving scene that goes on way too long in Manos... well, most of the movie is like that. The best part was when they started the movie and one of them said, "Hey, guys...I'm getting the feeling that this one is really going to hurt." And it did.Cail wrote:Until you've seen Manos: Hands of Fate you don't know what a bad movie is.
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Geez. I forgot about the Sci Fi Channel's production of Alien Apocalypse starring Bruce Campbell. My daughter likes Rene O'Connor from Xena and forced me to watch AA from beginning to end. I'm still not over it. Even the mighty Bruce Campbell couldn't salvage the film on even an amusing level.
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Oh come on!aTOMiC wrote: Roger Corman's Fantastic Four (yes I've seen it)
That wasn't even a real movie was it?
I thought it was just a rough draft.
Cut it some slack, you weren't even SUPPOSED to see it how can you criticize it?
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