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Pitchwife: "I can make something soft hard again and again..."
Ur-Viles/Waynhim: "You know, all our power is concentrated at the tip."
As for the Bloodguard... I don't recall any mention of celebacy. They just send their men, so there are no women among the Bloodguard. And being as duty-crazy as they are, they probably don't even take two hours off even in Revelstone during the most peaceful of times, that's the whole thing.
On the other hand, considering their mind connection, only one needs to have fun and can then share it with all the others...
Ur-Viles/Waynhim: "You know, all our power is concentrated at the tip."
As for the Bloodguard... I don't recall any mention of celebacy. They just send their men, so there are no women among the Bloodguard. And being as duty-crazy as they are, they probably don't even take two hours off even in Revelstone during the most peaceful of times, that's the whole thing.
On the other hand, considering their mind connection, only one needs to have fun and can then share it with all the others...
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...not even afforded the simple release of a nocturnal emission.
"It is not the literal past that rules us, save, possibly, in a biological sense. It is images of the past. Each new historical era mirrors itself in the picture and active mythology of its past or of a past borrowed from other cultures. It tests its sense of identity, of regress or new achievement against that past.”
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Amok: "That's not your name? Eh, my name, your name, those who know me have no need of my name! Besides, stick with me baby, the Sixth Ward makes the Kama Sutra look like kindergarten!!"
Jehannum: "Oh yeah baby, that's right ... (switches bodies) ... oh, I am GOOD!! MAN!! (switches back) Who is your DADDY!! (switches again) OH YEAH, YOU ARE!! I MEAN I AM ... (tries to switch again, but can't ..) MOKSHA!! GET THE F** OUT OF THERE!!!"
Vain: (stares grinning, giving off stalker vibe)
Hile Troy: "So ... did you know my cool Earthpower-sight lets me see right through clothes?"
Forestal of Garroting Deep: "I have thousands of years of experience, my job is all about thick hearty wood, and I live in place called 'deep' ... what else do you need to know?"
Elena: "You know, you remind me a lot of my Dad ... "
The First of the Search: "Yes, I married Pitchwife for his money!! Your world has Anna Nicole, this one has me. Now get to it before I scream and have you thrown overboard!"
Lord Foul, The Despiser: "I have a cool dungeon fortress in a Dark Land that I run, with lots of evil minions. Come and party with us, we don't call it 'Mount Thunder' for nuthin'!"
Jehannum: "Oh yeah baby, that's right ... (switches bodies) ... oh, I am GOOD!! MAN!! (switches back) Who is your DADDY!! (switches again) OH YEAH, YOU ARE!! I MEAN I AM ... (tries to switch again, but can't ..) MOKSHA!! GET THE F** OUT OF THERE!!!"
Vain: (stares grinning, giving off stalker vibe)
Hile Troy: "So ... did you know my cool Earthpower-sight lets me see right through clothes?"
Forestal of Garroting Deep: "I have thousands of years of experience, my job is all about thick hearty wood, and I live in place called 'deep' ... what else do you need to know?"
Elena: "You know, you remind me a lot of my Dad ... "
The First of the Search: "Yes, I married Pitchwife for his money!! Your world has Anna Nicole, this one has me. Now get to it before I scream and have you thrown overboard!"
Lord Foul, The Despiser: "I have a cool dungeon fortress in a Dark Land that I run, with lots of evil minions. Come and party with us, we don't call it 'Mount Thunder' for nuthin'!"
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Drool Rockworm: "Drool Master! Me! Want soft, puny flesh! Be my slave! Or I will crush! Crush all!"
Bannor: "We suffice. In every way. And then some."
Baradakas: "Your tree or mine?"
Linden Avery: "Goddammit, what's wrong with you? Can't you tell I like you? Don't you even have the guts to like me?" (SLAP!) "Oh--I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that. It's these moods I have..."
Hyrim: "Please allow me the pleasure of showing you around Revelstroke--er, um, pardon--I mean Revelstone..."
Bannor: "We suffice. In every way. And then some."
Baradakas: "Your tree or mine?"
Linden Avery: "Goddammit, what's wrong with you? Can't you tell I like you? Don't you even have the guts to like me?" (SLAP!) "Oh--I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that. It's these moods I have..."
Hyrim: "Please allow me the pleasure of showing you around Revelstroke--er, um, pardon--I mean Revelstone..."
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Elena: "C'mon, honey, try me. I have learned a few things from the Ranyhyn..."
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