What if?

Post by **Cagliostro** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 5:40 pm

What if God (or god or the goddess, or the gods or goddesses, etc.) truly exists and so does Hell, and God has a great love of shoelaces. No matter how much you have held Him/Her/etc in high esteem and gone through all the rituals, if you have ever cursed shoelaces, you will burn in Hell forever. Wouldn't that suck? And would double-knotting your shoelaces be a sin?

Anybody else have any great imponderable "what if's"?

Post by **Zarathustra** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:58 pm

Anybody else have any great imponderable "what if's"?

Sure, lots of them. Straight out of the Bible (but no less capricious, arbitrary, or horrifying).

What if God exists and he hates you eating pork.
What if God exists and he hates it when you call his priests "baldy" and sends bears to attack children who violate this unwritten rule?
What if God exists and he doesn't want you to eat fruit which he put in your own garden?
What if God exits and he thinks it's okay to drown every organism on the planet except one family of each species?
What if God exists and he tells one group of humans--his favorites--that it's okay to enslave all the other humans?

Shoelaces? Why the hell not?

Post by **Nathan** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:24 pm

Ooooh, ZING!

What if God exists and he doesn't like people making and/or posting in "What if..." threads about God?

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:54 pm

What if God does exist and he hates Kevin's Watch.

Post by **Avatar** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:40 pm

What if there are no gods and everybody just dies?

--A

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:49 pm

What if Avatar is god and he's testing us all?

Post by **Avatar** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:53 pm

--A

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:16 pm

Avatar wrote:What if there are no gods and everybody just dies?

--A

Imagine that.
It's easy if you try I bet.
Actually someone should make a song about that.
I imagine it would be very powerful and moving.
I also imagine that religious groups would hate it.
I imagine it would be one of my favorite songs.
I also imagine it would answer most questions in this thread.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 4:01 pm

Imagine that!

Post by **lurch** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:20 am

What if...the Imagination..is GOD....
and the dis'ing of it..
is a personal sentence to Hell.

I hear that food left between the teeth pisses off the Imagination
so...better not do that.

Post by **balon!** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:20 am

what if every time you sneezed, you caused a typhoon in Japan.

Would you feel bad?

Post by **Vain** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:23 am

What if this life is just one life and the next life, and the one following that and....we retain our memory and learnings of all our previous lives

Post by **Avatar** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:35 am

If we retained our memory and learnings of previous lives, that would be awesome.

Then I'd be in favour of reincarnation.

--A

Post by **Vain** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:49 am

Well we'd be female for one thing.....

*just kidding*

Post by **Queeaqueg** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:51 pm

Imagine that.
It's easy if you try I bet.
Actually someone should make a song about that.
I imagine it would be very powerful and moving.
I also imagine that religious groups would hate it.
I imagine it would be one of my favorite song
I also imagine it would answer most questions in this thread.

I think there was a song called Imagine but I can't remember who it was by, the song couldn't have been good.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 4:11 pm

What if the only food that existed on Earth was mushy peas?

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:04 pm

Cameraman Jenn wrote:What if the only food that existed on Earth was mushy peas?

You wish.

Post by **lurch** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:36 am

What if God ..is your alarm clock?...and when you died,,instead of going BREEEP BEEEP,,it said " Welcome to Heaven!" Then went BREEP BEEP!! BREEP BEEP BREEP BEEP BREEP BEEP ad infinitum..

Post by **aliantha** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:13 am

What if you had every intention of being in bed by 10pm, but then you went online to check something out...and then you stopped by KW, y'know, just for a minute...and before you knew it...

Oh...wait...

Post by **balon!** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:37 pm

lurch wrote:What if God ..is your alarm clock?...and when you died,,instead of going BREEEP BEEEP,,it said " Welcome to Heaven!" Then went BREEP BEEP!! BREEP BEEP BREEP BEEP BREEP BEEP ad infinitum..

.....that is the most terrifying thought I've ever come across....