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8O
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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F*cking great!
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Holy cr@p. I think I just wet myself (no pictures, please.) Although Carnac the Magnificent predicts that the last kid (in the white dress shirt) is only a few years away from shaving his head and getting some tats & leather.
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8O Please tell me somebody was fooling around on Photoshop!
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Auleliel wrote:8O Please tell me somebody was fooling around on Photoshop!
I hope so. I would strangle my daughter if she put something like that together.
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I've just wasted the better part of an hour on that website.

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My.

God.


Too funny!
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Those are sick, mate. Best laugh I have had all day.
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Wow. . . look at the smile on Fellatio girl's face. 8O

Seriously funny stuff! :D
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Wow, that is messed up! Too freaking funny!

I love that the projects actually list purpose, hypothesis, variables and materials. Reminds me of my grade school science project daze--without the racism, sex and ignorance of course!
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8O

Some of those can't be real.

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..." some"..??...Photoshop,,where any thing you can imagine, is made real.
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Heh, good point.

And yes, 'some'. Okay, all, but kids can be horrifying. 8O

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Anyone else notice that the kid with the aids chart actually has a MEDAL around his neck????
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I did notice that. 8O

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The diagrams on the fellatio one would lead me to believe that the project was about the GI tract. The banana she's holding, the one with a condom rolled on to it, suggests otherwise!
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The expression on the face of the girl behind the guy with the "fart" display is nice too..... :lol:
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Nav wrote:The diagrams on the fellatio one would lead me to believe that the project was about the GI tract. The banana she's holding, the one with a condom rolled on to it, suggests otherwise!
Yes. . . this makes me wonder if it is for real. What are they teaching kids these days? 8O ;)
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Sorus wrote:Heh, good point.

And yes, 'some'. Okay, all, but kids can be horrifying. 8O

I know what you mean...i use to be one.
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