Why do only bitter, sarcastic people.......

Post by **Vain** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 6:16 am

I'm in tears !

Post by **Revan** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 9:27 am

Ur-Vile wrote:Charlton Heston as Thomas Covenant:

'Don't touch me you damn dirty cavewight!'

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 11:23 am

cool .. Schwarzenegger as dead TC .. "I'll be back" .. I am definately .. the one and only .. "party pooper"

Sean Connery as TC .. my name is Thomas - Thomas Covenant .. "diamondraught!!!" .. "shaken not stirred"

ok what about .. the Jim Carey grinch .. as LF .. or mmm .. methinks Austin Powers would make a good TC .. mmm .. groovy baby-groovy .. and LA aka shagadelic Lind-alushous Lusty-legs ..

Post by **amanibhavam** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 11:47 am

"Asta la vista, Foulie..."

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 12:02 pm

LOL .. roflmao!! ..

oh .. how about Arnie as Drool or maybe even TC.. "its not a tuma" <tumour> ..

Post by **Loredoctor** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 12:08 pm

Skyweir wrote:oh .. how about Arnie as Drool or maybe even TC.. "its not a tuma" <tumour> ..

LOL Sky! Oh how about the little girl from Aliens as Atiaran: when she's talking about the Wraiths - 'They mostly come out at Night. Mostly.'

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 12:09 pm

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 12:15 pm

or how about .. a Homey TC .. <Homer Simpson>

... mmm ... amanibhavam *drools* *stuffs face copiously with wild potency horse weed*

.. falls to the ground prostrate .. *snorrress himself into deep stupor of a comatose sleep*

.. or how about .. TC as Homer and Roger as Bart

Post by **Loredoctor** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 12:19 pm

Hahahahahaha!

This thread is gold; I hope it never goes away!

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 12:27 pm

it will never go away ..

what about Brian as TC

as in LoB Brian

the landers chasing after TC .. with his smelly old shoe that he has worn for like .. months ..

.. pewww!!

its the sandal .. umm well .. boot!! a magnificent boot .. ouch!! by golly that boot's got some kick!!

*shock waves pitch thru all who touch the ... "boot"

nay its a gourd!! a sacred gourd .. .. lol .. well it is gordy .. and it does smell .. well so maybe it is a gourd!! i am detecting cheese

ok its a gourd!! .. a sacred gourd!! .. he's the messiah!! oooooh a messiah .. lets follow him

*DONT TOUCH ME" .. uggh nope .. its just a leper mascarading as a messiah!!

or how about King Arthur of Holy Grail fame as TC

.. or maybe a shrubbery as .. umm .. i dunno .. a shrubbery

Post by **danlo** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 1:42 pm

I love it! Let's follow him!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 1:57 pm

Clint Eastwood: "Do you feel lucky? Well, do you, Foul?"

"Foul, you're surrounded. By me, Smith & Wesson."

"Go ahead Foul, make my day."

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 8:40 pm

Though I voted for G.W [only in this poll, mind you

], I can't help but wonder how the entire FC/SC TC would have been if redone by Monty Python:

"Well of course I'm a Sandgorgon, you silly, English-cursing leper! How else do you explain this outrageous penchant for destruction?!"

The Dead Waynhim bit would cut a little too close to home, though.

Revelstone, the Musical Interlude. [Clap, clap, clap]

Imagine TC and LA learning about the Spam-Bane, and the awful smell of the Spam of Pestilence. Would that make LA the Spam-Sage?

Coconuts for the sound of the Ranyhyn running round the Land.

Caerroil Wildwood would look like the leader of the Knights Who Say "Ni!"

"Pardon this interruption. We are tremendously sorry to report that at the last moment before Thomas Covenant's summoning, the Powers That Be decided to sack Lord Foul. The role of Lord Foul will now be played by 3-time World Karaoke Champion Richard Cheese..." [Imagine the song "Groveler" to the tune of "Danke Shon" by Wayne Newton, and you're there.]

DukkhaWaynhim
[Weird and Proud of It]

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 9:13 pm

HAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!:-)

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 9:38 pm

Cut down a tree with a herring? Hellfire!

Wed Dec 17, 2003 1:12 am

Number 9, the Gilden

Post by **amanibhavam** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 1:39 pm

Yeah, and what would Foul tell the Ravers:
"Thwow him on the flow, but vewy woughly"

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 2:43 pm

"What will you do?"

"I'm going to bring Foul's Creche down around his bloody ears."

"But your nerves are dead!"

"No they're not."

"But your fingers are off!"

"It's only a flesh wound... Come on Foul! You pansy! I'll bite your non-corporeal kneecaps off!"

DukkhaWaynhim
[Weird and Proud of It]

Post by **hierachy** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 3:39 pm

Post by **Blue_Spawn** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 5:57 pm

Thomas: What is the Land?
Lena: It's the question that drives us Unbeliever.

TC summons fire lions.

-"What is he doing?"

-"He's beggining to believe."

Lord Foul: "I hate this Land, this happi-go-lukki universe, this earthy hunk of hurtloam, whatever it is."

Lord Foul: "Miiiiister Covenant, we meet again. I havveee missed you."

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

Why do only bitter, sarcastic people.......

Who should have been summoned to the Land?