Although that quote shows how much the author is disgusted by fast food, let me say that I would rather eat fast food daily for... oh, I don't know, the rest of my life maybe, than to fellate anything once. It would be interesting to see how long it would take people to break down.With the exception of the very rare (like once a year) foray into Popeye's, I'd rather fellate a hobo than eat fast food.
Cunnilingus on Rosie O'Donnel or fellatio on a tranny? Jeez, that is a tough one.