Black Books
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Black Books
Have you seen this??? Everybody in this show is absolutely perfect! I have only seen the first season but that one was amazing...
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I have not seen it. What network is it on?
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
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Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP

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..I bet that's ironic somehow, but I don't undestand irony, so I wouldn't know.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
*
* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP

* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
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Yeah, Black Books is the best sitcom since spaced, IMO. I loved the episdode in the second series where Manny succumbs to 'Dave's Syndrome'. Actually, a friend of mine has an unpaid job on the set of the third series, which is being filmed as we speak.
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HAHAHA! Yes, good point, Ylva de Kresh.Ylva Kresh wrote:Ur-Vile wrote:But... surely they get drunk in almost every episode?It was very funny. Esp the episode where they get drunk![]()
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IMO, the funniest bit on the DVD of the first series (highly recommended, btw) is not the episodes but the outtakes. We get to see, for instance, Bernard attempting a long line of different Irish-folk-sounding songs while the little boy he's singing to does a heroic job of keeping a straight face (and the kid's deadpan - Bernard breaks down before he does), and this little dialogue:
(The actual line is
Bernard: "Now, listen! Maybe all those other boys who work in bookstores can do what they want, but this is my roof you're living under! You'll abide by my rules...)
Bernard: "Now, listen! Maybe all those other boys who work in bookstores can do what they want, but this is my roof..." (forgets the line, freezes for a moment, wagging his finger at the ceiling) "...and I like it!"
And of course, Manny's closing, apparently improvised, little song:
Who will buy my books today?
All the authors on display
Some of Dickens' and some of Shaw's
Peter Benchley - he wrote Jaws
Who will buy my books today?
Who's in the books? I hear you say
Leopold Bloom and Joseph K
and Bridget Jones [failed attempt at guitar lick]
Who will buy my books today?
Why read books? I hear you say
It's educational and it's fun
and you get sucked into a whole different world
Who will buy my books today?
Maybe something in (???) trade
Something by obscure women
or something that's not necessarily pop-driven
Who will buy my books today?
Now I'll send you on your way
Before you go, there's just one thing:
(spoken) We're completely sold out of The Lord of the Rings!
(The actual line is
Bernard: "Now, listen! Maybe all those other boys who work in bookstores can do what they want, but this is my roof you're living under! You'll abide by my rules...)
Bernard: "Now, listen! Maybe all those other boys who work in bookstores can do what they want, but this is my roof..." (forgets the line, freezes for a moment, wagging his finger at the ceiling) "...and I like it!"

And of course, Manny's closing, apparently improvised, little song:
Who will buy my books today?
All the authors on display
Some of Dickens' and some of Shaw's
Peter Benchley - he wrote Jaws
Who will buy my books today?
Who's in the books? I hear you say
Leopold Bloom and Joseph K
and Bridget Jones [failed attempt at guitar lick]
Who will buy my books today?
Why read books? I hear you say
It's educational and it's fun
and you get sucked into a whole different world
Who will buy my books today?
Maybe something in (???) trade
Something by obscure women
or something that's not necessarily pop-driven
Who will buy my books today?
Now I'll send you on your way
Before you go, there's just one thing:
(spoken) We're completely sold out of The Lord of the Rings!
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