I banned the IP banner and the user remover is apparently on strike.Reisheiruhime wrote:I know for a fact that it's possible to IP ban with this forum type. There has to be some kind of user-remover or user-kick function as well.
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Once a drunken friend of mine tried to leave our flat, when we thought it a good idea she slept the booze off on our couch. We caught her in the corridor and dragged her back into the apartment. She ran around the living room screaming "FRITZL GOT ME! FRITZL GOT ME!"
You don't wanna be that girl, do you?
You don't wanna be that girl, do you?
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You realize if I get ticked off enough I'll find a way to gain admin access and ban or remove myself, right? Necessity breeds invention, after all. I'm only going to keep posting things like I did, and if your aim is to keep this board PG then I definitely don't need to be here.Vain wrote:I banned the IP banner and the user remover is apparently on strike.Reisheiruhime wrote:I know for a fact that it's possible to IP ban with this forum type. There has to be some kind of user-remover or user-kick function as well.
I've been "that girl". Someone has fake teeth now because they tried laying hands on "that girl" when she was angry.You don't wanna be that girl, do you?
Really. It's in everyone's best interests if I'm not permitted to post anymore. A simple ban is all I ask.
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Why don't you just stop posting then? Ban yourself if you feel so strongly about it. Nobody wants you to leave, but nobody wants you here against your will, either. If you need to move on, then let's just say goodbye and go live your life.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
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Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
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Well, I'm perhaps lucky I'm likely on the other side of the world from you. My poor attempts at humourous anecdote are falling flat, I see. No offense was intended.I've been "that girl". Someone has fake teeth now because they tried laying hands on "that girl" when she was angry.
It's up to you if you go or stay, but seems it's unanimous that everyone wants you to stay.
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you could just, you know....not come. The watch ain't crack or anything.Reisheiruhime wrote: Really. It's in everyone's best interests if I'm not permitted to post anymore. A simple ban is all I ask.
or not be hyper-defensive when people question/misinterpret, then dismissive when they support/apologize.
[spoiler]Sig-man, Libtard, Stupid piece of shit. change your text color to brown. Mr. Reliable, bullshit-slinging liarFucker-user.[/spoiler]
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
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Because I can't "just ban myself" from things. Weak-willed like that. Has to be an outside source.___ wrote:Why don't you just stop posting then? Ban yourself if you feel so strongly about it. Nobody wants you to leave, but nobody wants you here against your will, either. If you need to move on, then let's just say goodbye and go live your life.
Thought about scrambling my password, but I'd have the record of that on my comp. I log my own keystrokes, comes in handy.
A simple user-deletion or ban is all I ask.
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Okay, cool, whatever. I guess I'll know you finally grew a pair by your absence.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
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* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
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* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
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Must you rely on
Others to control youself?
You own the power!
T.F. please listen
Many think me a stalker
Although not of you
I own what I do
Here...and in other forums
For good or for bad
Some I write about
Ignore my provocations
Hope I go away
Others are vocal
Marginalize my haiku
Even threaten me
Some did have a point
And I have moderated
Certain needling
But I am still here
Posting and being myself
Not running away
You're the wrong gender
For "grow a pair" references
"Uh...a pair of what?"
Proudly be yourself
Choose what to post and own it
Please stay among us!
Others to control youself?
You own the power!
T.F. please listen
Many think me a stalker
Although not of you
I own what I do
Here...and in other forums
For good or for bad
Some I write about
Ignore my provocations
Hope I go away
Others are vocal
Marginalize my haiku
Even threaten me
Some did have a point
And I have moderated
Certain needling
But I am still here
Posting and being myself
Not running away
You're the wrong gender
For "grow a pair" references
"Uh...a pair of what?"
Proudly be yourself
Choose what to post and own it
Please stay among us!
Yes, I am an alt
Whose? An open secret to
Attentive Watchers
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Attentive Watchers
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I really have nothing else to say while I wait patiently for my ban, but this guy kicks ass.Dread Poet Jethro wrote:Must you rely on
Others to control youself?
You own the power!
T.F. please listen
Many think me a stalker
Although not of you
I own what I do
Here...and in other forums
For good or for bad
Some I write about
Ignore my provocations
Hope I go away
Others are vocal
Marginalize my haiku
Even threaten me
Some did have a point
And I have moderated
Certain needling
But I am still here
Posting and being myself
Not running away
You're the wrong gender
For "grow a pair" references
"Uh...a pair of what?"
Proudly be yourself
Choose what to post and own it
Please stay among us!
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As they've said, there's no need to be banned or deleted. If you didn't want to be here, you'd have said Goodbye and left. Or just left. You wouldn't have responded to any of these posts. You wouldn't have even read them.
But you don't want to be banned or deleted. What you want is lots and lots of attention. And here I am, adding to it. No, not the kind of attention you are hoping for. Nothing like "Oh, TF, please don't go!" "We're sorry!" "It wouldn't be the same here without one of our long-standing members!" Still, I hope it helps your ego in one way or another.
But you don't want to be banned or deleted. What you want is lots and lots of attention. And here I am, adding to it. No, not the kind of attention you are hoping for. Nothing like "Oh, TF, please don't go!" "We're sorry!" "It wouldn't be the same here without one of our long-standing members!" Still, I hope it helps your ego in one way or another.
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Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest -Paul Simon
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And disregards the rest -Paul Simon
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Thank you! I'm here all week!sgt.null wrote:that should be your quote.aliantha wrote:AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, I SWEAR I THOUGHT IT WAS A PENIS!
(And I hope y'all caught the WKRP reference....)
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To be fair to aliantha ... in the context of the intro wording ... and the description of the "nude draenei" ... I thought it was a penis too!aliantha wrote:AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, I SWEAR I THOUGHT IT WAS A PENIS!
And most of my Warcraft toons are DRAENEI!! [We do have nice tails and hooves too!! ]
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
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Ask Fist. I always get the quote wrong. But it's from the episode where they threw live turkeys out of a helicopter as a station promotion.
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