Who Would Win in a Fight?
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Donald is angry enough to throw the first punch, but Daffy is a loon, and you know what they say, you should never hit a crazy person. Daffy.
Clint Eastwood or John Wayne?
Clint Eastwood or John Wayne?
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I can think of at least one movie where Clint died in, but it might ruin it, so:danlo wrote:Clyde would knock out the Duke before he knew what hit him. Besides Wayne died in 7 of his movies-I can't recall any movie Eastwood died in (except the one when the town thought they killed him-see Eastwood's just too bad assed).
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It's Gran Torino!!!!
Al Pacino, Robert Deniro was almost killed in a dress once (
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Stardust
Doctor Doom or Apocalypse?
'Tis dream to think that Reason can
Govern the reasoning creature, man.
- Herman Melville
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"All creation is a huge, ornate, imaginary, and unintended fiction; if it could be deciphered it would yield a single shocking word."
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Govern the reasoning creature, man.
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Chucky would get kicked around, but he's smart enough to cut Mr. Norris' Achilles tendon. Once that it done on the other foot, Chuck badassness is going to be one chopped up piece o' meat. Afterall, Chucky is a demonic doll, and, while great, Chuck is but a mortal.
Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones
Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones
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Dr. Jones would kick the crap out of that pretty boy. Provided he didn't have a good blaster at his side.Cagliostro wrote:Chucky would get kicked around, but he's smart enough to cut Mr. Norris' Achilles tendon. Once that it done on the other foot, Chuck badassness is going to be one chopped up piece o' meat. Afterall, Chucky is a demonic doll, and, while great, Chuck is but a mortal.
Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones
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Jimmy Neutron vs. Jimmy Stewart
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Gamera vs Godzilla?
Hey I like Gamera. I really do but he's got NO chance vs Godzilla. Even if he craps enough fire to propel him through the air. What the heck is that guy eating anyway?
Daniel Boone vs Davy Crocket
Hey I like Gamera. I really do but he's got NO chance vs Godzilla. Even if he craps enough fire to propel him through the air. What the heck is that guy eating anyway?
Daniel Boone vs Davy Crocket
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^I assume we're talking U2 the band, not the spyplane? Either the Untersee Boot torpedoes Bono's ass (yes, literally) and mows down the rest of the band with concentrated pintle-mounted machine-gewehr fire before they can play a note, or the unarmed spyplane circles the surfaced U-boat for days, snapping pictures of it until it runs out of fuel and crashes into the sea. The U-boat rescues the pilot and they all eat liverwurst and mock the band for being such pansies.
Alan "Dutch" Schaefer (Arnie in Predator) vs John Matrix (Arnie in Commando)
This is one that my mate and I have argued for ages...
Alan "Dutch" Schaefer (Arnie in Predator) vs John Matrix (Arnie in Commando)
This is one that my mate and I have argued for ages...
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Suffer not the Alien.
Suffer not the Alien.
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^I dunno, Predators pretty badass but Arnie kills like TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY guys in Commando. And that twisted knife dude. Like I said, its a conundrum to end all conundrums.
Putin vs Yeltsin?!?! Are you kidding? Haha. I'd pay good money to watch Putin use his black belt judo skills to own Yeltsin's ass. But he'd have to dig him up first, unfortunately. 2 points to Putin for being fit as a snake, not an alchoholic, and still alive. Even Yeltsin in his prime would've had nothing on the ex-KGB shirtless wonder.
While were on the subject of politicians...
Teddy Roosevelt (Great White Fleet era) vs Franklin D. Roosevelt (New Deal era)
Putin vs Yeltsin?!?! Are you kidding? Haha. I'd pay good money to watch Putin use his black belt judo skills to own Yeltsin's ass. But he'd have to dig him up first, unfortunately. 2 points to Putin for being fit as a snake, not an alchoholic, and still alive. Even Yeltsin in his prime would've had nothing on the ex-KGB shirtless wonder.
While were on the subject of politicians...
Teddy Roosevelt (Great White Fleet era) vs Franklin D. Roosevelt (New Deal era)
Venerate the Immortal Emperor, revere his Holy name. Praise the Omnissiah, for the Machine Spirit protects.
Suffer not the Alien.
Suffer not the Alien.
Don Knotts.
He will get Tim Conway to back him-up and the both of them will make Oliver laugh himself to death.
Joker vs Riddler
He will get Tim Conway to back him-up and the both of them will make Oliver laugh himself to death.
Joker vs Riddler
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?