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TheWormoftheWorld'sEnd wrote:
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TheWormoftheWorld'sEnd wrote: It's because I never said "soap is fat." Why do you want to debate with straw men?
Not fat, but pretty Phat after a week in the wilderness.

Anyway, you can get skin pretty clean just by vigorously rubbing in fat/oil/grease, then scraping it off...though animal has serious shortcomings compared to, say, olive oil.
Not so much good for laundry, though.
Maybe that's how someone decided to include fat. But no soap manufacturer is just going to dump animal fat in the soap recipe, and I never claimed that in the first place. Maybe I should find a way to collect whale vomit and sell it to lipstick manufacturers.
DAMN those Cosmetics Conglomerates! You mean they're currently selling me unambergrised mouth colorations? I'll never be properly displayed with that stuff!
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So, back on topic... what does the Blood of the Earth tastes like? I believe it has a strong element of Red Hot Chili Peppers but with a warring cold and quenching taste similar to good Tomato Juice. Over it all lies the aftertaste of a Red Lotus shot and beneath it all a very filling dose of baked beets.

None of that is in question but we must ask ourselves, what does the Worm taste like and how much better does it taste if we wait until it digested some Earth's Blood? The newly wakened Worm will taste bitter, poisonously so, but after it had its fill of the good old Earth's Blood its taste will become nutty and somewhat sweet like an oatmeal porridge with pecans and raisins.
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shadowbinding shoe wrote:So, back on topic... what does the Blood of the Earth tastes like? I believe it has a strong element of Red Hot Chili Peppers but with a warring cold and quenching taste similar to good Tomato Juice. Over it all lies the aftertaste of a Red Lotus shot and beneath it all a very filling dose of baked beets.

None of that is in question but we must ask ourselves, what does the Worm taste like and how much better does it taste if we wait until it digested some Earth's Blood? The newly wakened Worm will taste bitter, poisonously so, but after it had its fill of the good old Earth's Blood its taste will become nutty and somewhat sweet like an oatmeal porridge with pecans and raisins.
Does it include the taste of ALL the Red Hot Chili Peppers, or just, say, the bassist?

But I think it probably tastes like a Prairie Fire followed by borscht and caramel sundae for desert.

Before eating its fill, the Worm tastes like Hubert Cumberdale, afterwards like Marjory Stewart-Baxter.
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Vraith wrote:
shadowbinding shoe wrote:So, back on topic... what does the Blood of the Earth tastes like? I believe it has a strong element of Red Hot Chili Peppers but with a warring cold and quenching taste similar to good Tomato Juice. Over it all lies the aftertaste of a Red Lotus shot and beneath it all a very filling dose of baked beets.

None of that is in question but we must ask ourselves, what does the Worm taste like and how much better does it taste if we wait until it digested some Earth's Blood? The newly wakened Worm will taste bitter, poisonously so, but after it had its fill of the good old Earth's Blood its taste will become nutty and somewhat sweet like an oatmeal porridge with pecans and raisins.
Does it include the taste of ALL the Red Hot Chili Peppers, or just, say, the bassist?

But I think it probably tastes like a Prairie Fire followed by borscht and caramel sundae for desert.

Before eating its fill, the Worm tastes like Hubert Cumberdale, afterwards like Marjory Stewart-Baxter.
The more (chili) the merrier. Borscht, huh? You might be right. But how can you compare the mighty Worm with poo poo Cumberdale? (I am now salad-fingered)
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shadowbinding shoe wrote:So, back on topic... what does the Blood of the Earth tastes like? I believe it has a strong element of Red Hot Chili Peppers but with a warring cold and quenching taste similar to good Tomato Juice. Over it all lies the aftertaste of a Red Lotus shot and beneath it all a very filling dose of baked beets.

None of that is in question but we must ask ourselves, what does the Worm taste like and how much better does it taste if we wait until it digested some Earth's Blood? The newly wakened Worm will taste bitter, poisonously so, but after it had its fill of the good old Earth's Blood its taste will become nutty and somewhat sweet like an oatmeal porridge with pecans and raisins.
I think it probably tastes like Mountain Dew Code Red, minus the carbonation. It might be bubbly just due to the extremely high concentration of Earthpower.

As for the worm, after it drinks the Earthblood, Lord Foul should put it at the bottom of a gigantic, cosmic bottle of tequila. It would be great for his celebration of the destruction of the Arch of Time and his imminent raping of the universe.
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Morinmoss wrote:
shadowbinding shoe wrote:So, back on topic... what does the Blood of the Earth tastes like? I believe it has a strong element of Red Hot Chili Peppers but with a warring cold and quenching taste similar to good Tomato Juice. Over it all lies the aftertaste of a Red Lotus shot and beneath it all a very filling dose of baked beets.

None of that is in question but we must ask ourselves, what does the Worm taste like and how much better does it taste if we wait until it digested some Earth's Blood? The newly wakened Worm will taste bitter, poisonously so, but after it had its fill of the good old Earth's Blood its taste will become nutty and somewhat sweet like an oatmeal porridge with pecans and raisins.
I think it probably tastes like Mountain Dew Code Red, minus the carbonation. It might be bubbly just due to the extremely high concentration of Earthpower.

No way.
It tastes like this with much the same effect:

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