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A German joke from South Park "Funnybot"

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"A cannibal."

"What?"

"You are about to die and be eaten."

"*sshole! I will murder you first!"
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I'm pretty sure knock-knock jokes (why are they even called jokes anyway? Not one of them are funny) don't belong in the TV Shows forum.
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There is the South Park aspect, so I'm not moving it.

And the only funny knock-knock joke I have heard is one I heard recently.

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Control freak. Now, here is the part where you say, 'Control freak who?'"
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No, that one's not funny, either.
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Well, thanks for stopping by then.
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Cagliostro wrote:There is the South Park aspect, so I'm not moving it.

And the only funny knock-knock joke I have heard is one I heard recently.

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Control freak. Now, here is the part where you say, 'Control freak who?'"
I'm telling that one to Phyllis right now!
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1.The punster: Knock, knock!

2.The recipient: Who's there?

3.The punster: a response, sometimes involving a name (Doctor)

4.The recipient: a repetition of the response followed by who? (Doctor who?)

5.The punster: the punch line, which typically involves a punnish misusage of the word set up during the response (How did you know?!)
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"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Interrupting cow."

"Interru..."

"MOOOOOO"
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Post by Zarathustra »

The Office had a funny knock-knock joke:

www.noob.us/humor/the-office-kgb-knock-knock-joke/

But the humor is more in the characters' reactions to it.
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Toc Toc!
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