this deserves its own thread

Post by **Lord Zombiac** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:57 am

A German joke from South Park "Funnybot"

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"A cannibal."

"What?"

"You are about to die and be eaten."

"*sshole! I will murder you first!"

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:36 pm

I'm pretty sure knock-knock jokes (why are they even called jokes anyway? Not one of them are funny) don't belong in the TV Shows forum.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:48 pm

There is the South Park aspect, so I'm not moving it.

And the only funny knock-knock joke I have heard is one I heard recently.

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Control freak. Now, here is the part where you say, 'Control freak who?'"

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:52 pm

No, that one's not funny, either.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:26 pm

Well, thanks for stopping by then.

Post by **Lord Zombiac** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:43 pm

Cagliostro wrote:There is the South Park aspect, so I'm not moving it.

And the only funny knock-knock joke I have heard is one I heard recently.

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Control freak. Now, here is the part where you say, 'Control freak who?'"

I'm telling that one to Phyllis right now!

Post by **sgt.null** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:16 am

1.The punster: Knock, knock!

2.The recipient: Who's there?

3.The punster: a response, sometimes involving a name (Doctor)

4.The recipient: a repetition of the response followed by who? (Doctor who?)

5.The punster: the punch line, which typically involves a punnish misusage of the word set up during the response (How did you know?!)

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:23 am

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Interrupting cow."

"Interru..."

"MOOOOOO"

Post by **Zarathustra** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:33 pm

The Office had a funny knock-knock joke:

www.noob.us/humor/the-office-kgb-knock-knock-joke/

But the humor is more in the characters' reactions to it.

Post by **sgt.null** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:49 pm

Toc Toc!
Qui est là?
Sheila.
Sheila qui?
Sheila lutte finale... .

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

this deserves its own thread

this deserves its own thread