Update: I did, eventually, get pie. In fact, there was a fair amount of pie left, so I sent an e-mail to the secretaries in our department. Numerous people came by to help me finish it off. However, I wish I'd known before they all showed up that I was going to need a FAQ. A bunch of people asked me the same three questions:
Q: Did you bake these?
A: Haha, no.
Q: Where did you get them?
A: Baked & Wired, a bakery in Georgetown.
Q: What was the occasion?
A: Travelin' Guy sent an e-mail to his team that made reference to a pie fight or pie contest or something, and somebody on the team insisted that they have a pie-themed lunch.
