I actually got pulled over once for going too slow. My kids have never let me live it down.
I was going *exactly* 65, which was the speed limit. I wanted to pass this big truck but it was hanging out in the right lane, also doing 65. A FL state trooper comes up behind me. After a minute the lights go on, so I pull over. The guy comes up, looking like he's about to have an aneurism. "Do you know why I pulled you over"
"Uh.... no. Was I speeding?"
"NO! You were...uh... going too slow."
"But I was doing the speed limit."
He gave me this speech about how everyone expects you to go a few miles over when you're passing, and I was holding him up, and you could see in his face he knew how incredibly lame he sounded, so I apologized profusely and he let me off with a warning and slunk back to his car.
I still get a laugh out of it, but it was awfully hard explaining the whole sitch to my kids, who were 8 and 12, and whom we had always taught to respect the law, etc.
