How dodgy are you? (Now with LINK!!)

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Years in prison: 22 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

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[deer of the dawn]

Ooohhh!!! I should have asked that we add that, as well.

Fines paid: 0 Years in prison: 0. Never even been in a cell. (Been arrested, though, a couple/three times before I turned 17, so no record, and my poor parents paid my fines. I was a horrid teen.)

[deer of the dawn]

Bumped, because this is way better than the Rorschach thing, which seemed to just give random snide "diagnoses".

[Ananda]

Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 16 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

How did I get only 16 years with a potential for the death penalty?? And, I clicked yes to most of those!

[aliantha]

Bumped, because this is way better than the Rorschach thing, which seemed to just give random snide "diagnoses".

Well, yeah.

[deer of the dawn]

Are you going to disclose your sentence/fines/penalties, Aliantha?

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Hahaha, I've never been arrested. Or fined. Apart from speeding fines of course, and if I get one or two of those a year, it's a lot.

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[aliantha]

I did!

Gods, I'm *really* boring.

In the clear

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0

[deer of the dawn]

Ah, yes. Well, exciting comes in many forms, Aliantha. In fact, few things are more boring than addicts making the same stupid mistakes... I speak from experience, although I also managed to avoid jail (if not arrest or fines). That was all a long time ago. I've not even had a ticket in 20 years, and yet my life has been far more interesting and worthwhile.

I remember after I became a born-again Christian. I was parked somewhere in my car and a squad car passed me. I remember how it felt to have nothing in my life to hide. I felt so free!!

So good for you, Aliantha. A clean conscience can't be bought for any money.

[aliantha]

Thanks, DotD. But I'm not perfect, by any means. Let's just say it's a good thing speeding tickets don't carry criminal penalties...

[MsMary]

Thanks, DotD. But I'm not perfect, by any means. Let's just say it's a good thing speeding tickets don't carry criminal penalties...

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