Desk organizer tray containing: bag of push pins, two thumbtacks, a pink map pin, a refill roll of Scotch tape, 3 packs of post-it flags (blue, purple and orange), card reader for the Olympus-style flash memory cards, 2 empty plastic boxes for flash memory cards, wallet-style flash memory card holder containing 2 128-meg SD cards, card reader for SD cards with a micro SD card adapter inside, 2 tiny padlocks with the keys taped to them, Weight Watchers key ring, crappy off-brand post-it notes that don't stick, staple remover (jaw type), micro-USB to mini-USB adapter in a ziploc bag, another micro SD card adapter, odd change (Susan B. Anthony dollar coin, Indiana state quarter, 1973 Kennedy half-dollar, 50-cent euro coin, and random coins from the Bahamas, Canada and the Dominican Republic), a round tuit

Various preferred-customer cards
iPhone quick start guide
business card from my eye doctor
business card from Romeo from when he still lived in Maryland

Denver Public Library card
architect's ruler and 2 regular rulers
1 yellow and 2 blue highlighters
pack of 6 Sharpies with calligraphy tips (probably dried out by now)
pack of 12 Bic permanent markers in various colors
calligraphy pen barrel with 4 nibs
partial pack of index-card-sized sheets of memo paper
2 boxes of regular staples
1 box of colored staples (red, blue, green)
roll of 1-inch redacting tape